Annoucing the "Eh" Ski by ON3P. Made for Canada in the USA

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O Canada! The Great White North, a land of mounties, skidoos, hockey, beer, the beaver. We’re not sure what you’re all sorry aboot, but you are a great land and you deserve a great ski.

ON3P is proud to present the “Eh” Ski, the first Canadian-crowd sourced ski, made for Canada in the USA.

With the release of the Canadian-made ‘Merica ski, we felt that our poutine-loving neighbors to the north were being left out. Not wanting the great country and ski culture of Canada (including the free province of Quebec) to be without a ski of its own, we decided to create the “Eh” Ski.

In this thread, we will take crowdsourced suggestions for the graphics of the “Eh” Ski from Canadians and Canadians only.

We will keep the thread open for 4 weeks to take submissions . In that time, we will go through 4 rounds of graphic tweaks (with an update posted every Monday) until we reach a graphic that our bagged-milk-loving Canadian friends will be happy with. You can submit whatever you want - photos, drawings, ski graphics, hockey references, details of the latest maple syrup commodity pricing - and we will pick from the best submissions and come up with a sick graphic for the “Eh” Ski.

On May 1st, 2014, the “Eh” Ski will go on sale. We will be offered it on any of our jib models (Filthy Rich, Kartel 98, Kartel 106, Jeffrey 114) in a 176cm, 181cm, or 186cm.

We will be building only 13 pairs total, one for each province and territory of your great land.

Shipping will be on Canada Day - July 1st, 2014 and will include a few special additions from ON3P.

Start saving your loonies and let us know if you have any questions. Thanks!
 
It would have to be free, but shitty and take 3 months for you to get them.

But on the ski should be plastic money, an absence of pennies, and rebellious Quebec residents
 
It should be a bunch of grouchy people wearing canada goose jackets saying "It's too cold, winter fucking sucks".
 
how bout have like the line invader/TC ski kinda design but with a Canadian theme. Must include:

-TP boys-Rob Ford

-Fleur-de-lis

-Moose

-Canadian Geese

-Snowmobile

-the word sorry several times

-Hockey

-beer

-maple syrup

....
 
they are all national disgraces to canada because they know american hockey teams are better *cough* Canucks are fuckin pussies *Cough*
 
The Ultimate Canadian Ski

Top: Subtle red maple leaf patternBase: Rob Ford as a Mountie, his horse stomping on poutine and maple syrup, with a nice Canadian Rockies landscape in the background, and of course a bald eagle flying somewhere to remind them of their great neighbors.
 
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-Rob Ford

-Pountine

-First PM (John A Macdonald)

-dinosaurs

-those big ass dumptrucks from the oilsands

-Canadian geese

-Mountains

-CN tower

-polar bears

-Canada Arm

-Maple syrup

-maple leaf leafs

-hockey

-basketball (we did invent that sport)

-CFL

-prairies

-Hot (Canadian) chicks in bikinis

-RCMP

-Chirs Hadfield

-Parliament building

-Forests

-Moose

-Beavers

-Dollar coins

-Two dollar coins

-THE BEST FLAG (sorry usa)

-red and white themes

-ski-doos

^my design.

 
The ski needs:

1. Canadian flag (obviously)

2. Needs to be red and white (obviously)

3. Hockey (obviously)

4. A mega phone with text coming out of it saying sorry eh (obviously)

5. Canada burning down the first white house (again, obviously)

6. stephen harper with satanic eyes and everything as flows with satanic procedures because nobody likes him amd hes ruining yhe sorry folks of canada

7. More red and white

8. Canada flag because country pride

Thank you.
 
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