Animals that would be dope at skiing?

[flip_flopz]

I was talking with my friend about how his golden retriever would perform on skis the other day. Came to the conclusion that it would be kind of awkward for the dog to use its front legs to carve, so a golden might be ok, but probably not.

Given an animal could learn how to ski, what kinds of animals do you think would be anatomically suited to skiing? I chose to disregard ability to withstand cold because that rules out a lot of species.

Kangaroos? they got some daddy legs. Springy ass daddy legs. kinda same for rabbits.

Leopards? nimble af

idk anyone else got ideas?

Merry Christmas ya'll

 

[PsychicMigration]

Definitely lemurs

 

[270on420out]

Gorrillas decked out in 5xl tall ts

 

[strayln_Skier]

Kangaroos for sure. They would get so much pop! Farrk.

 

[_Jeffrey_]

A Giraffe would shred

 

[Booze.Hound]

hardest ripper of the animal kingdom

 

[.FRY.]

magikarp

 

[search4freshies]

Hammerhead shark would SLAY POW!

 

[Sharko]

Flamingo: springy legs, glide off those cliff drops, color is good for mountain safety

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

Lizards

 

[Chinzilla23]

Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

 

[montanan]

Sugar glider

 

[P-wurps]

Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

I don't see what's not serious about this thread, ostriches obviously are very skilled skiers.

[VIDEO]https://youtu.be/wYp1-20m5sc[/VIDEO]

 

[Dmilky3]

Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

Ba ba ba biiiiiiitch

 

[fries]

As soon as I saw this thread I knew someone was going to put the ostrich video.

but yeah kangaroos would be great. And they would have so much pop. I would love to see one of em lay out a backflip.

 

[lauraobermeyer]

dogs are good at everything let's argue

 

[theabortionator]

How did nobody say goats?

 

[SofaKingSick]

mountain goats

leopards

monkeys (idk which kind, idk shit about monkeys)

honey badgers

great thread

 

[search4freshies]

Newschoolers is for real seriuos articles not fucking retarded mammels trying to fucking ski what the fuck show me an actual video of a fucking bunny skiing or some shit like that what the fuck.

Hammerhead sharks aren't mammals! Not a "mammel" either. Marine Biology is very serious!

 

[hi_vis360]

 

[hi_vis360]

embed didn't work but it's a crow shredding a roof on a plastic lid

 

[SofaKingSick]

embed didn't work but it's a crow shredding a roof on a plastic lid

worked for me and great call haha that video is sick

 

[dwt802]

Bears I can see it now

 

[Andbrer]

Caucasians

 

[RousedWits]

Just gonna throw this out there.

 

[Jesse_]

Penguins got dat xxxxl steeze

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

honey badger

 

[fries]

Wait... gorillas

 

[Limitanie]

First off, YUUUGE FAN of this thread, secondly everyone knows that T-Rex's are steezy mother fuckers and would shred the hell out of some pow.