Animal Birthing Lube - KY for cows could make your dropin lightning fast.

Mr.Huck

Mr.Huck

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So sometimes I have to feed my inner geek by watching the MythBusters on the Discovery Channel. Recently they had an episode where they covered a surface with animal birthing lube. It looked really slick. Here's a link where you can order it:

http://www.shanestack.com/shop/?login=1&page=shop-flypage-11422

I just called a local farm supply store and, after convincing them that I wasn't going to be using it to fist my dog, they are going to order it in for me. They aren't charging me shipping, so it will cost me between $10 and $15 for a gallon. I am sure you would want to dilute it so it will last awhile. I'll post the results when I try it out.

 
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haha, ye i get that a lot and im proud to say i dont ski on animal lube... not making fun of it im just saying im better off without it cause i dont need anymore speed on my set up, and i have a 30 ft rail
 
hahah funniest thing to quote... anyways...

i would also miss the benefit of feeling fresh, clean, and showered...simply after falling on the soapy turf
 
and fire.
i heard fire+gasoiline and cow lube is better than snow
its what they use in places that have no snow, like the midwest, or east coast.
:)
 
Bovine butt goo seems to be overrated. We tried it on turf and it didn't really make it faster unless the turf was really wet. Test subject was on a snowboard with serious base damage. We put down plastic style construction fence and that solved the speed problem. It also did not require water. We'll keep testing it out more, but I'm pretty sold on the construction fence. The other reason to go with the construction fence is that, since you don't have to put anything on it, soap or J Jelly or whatever else you're trying won't end up on your rail making it too slick.
 
That's what she said... LOL

Basically, I am going to retract everything I have said before and claim self fail. Turf sucks and carpet sucks. Construction fence is the answer. That is all.
 
I ride the same set-up as Mr. Huck, We're neighbors. What we did was mix some birthing lube with water and put it in one of those big pump mister things. We slide on carpet with some of that plastic construction fence on top then we spray it with cow lube. It still grosses me out but it works.
 
So birthing lube is way over rated and construction fence either works well or sucks depending on what style and brand you buy. I think that plastic lattice fencing is the answer. Overall it will work the best and save you a buttload of $$$$.

If you are using anything else, you may want to keep some birthing lube around. You made need it to get your skis out of your ass when your parents get the water bill.
 
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