Angry Whopper at BK!!!

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SHampson

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Today i had a life changing experience. The angry whopper at Burger King. I was skeptical, although i am a BK fan their previous burgers just didn't have that perfect zen im looking for. Then i ate the angry whopper. Usually i eat it soon, within the week a new burger comes out, but this time i took a couple weeks. I heard a lot of hype, and yes, it was all true. I will tell you what it is: Although advertised as angry, angry it is not. This burger consists of not really spicy sauce, barbeque sauce,not really spicy jalepenos, pepperjack cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, deep fried oninos (crispy as fuck, but larger than the steak house burger ones and way better), regular whopper qualities, and to finish it off BACON. The mix of somewhat spicy, somewhat bbq-y and cheese onions, bacon....i could go on. It is amazing. This burger could be the best burger i have ever eaten, i will get many in the following weeks.

spark notes: Go get yourself a fucking angry whopper.
 
i might have to disagree with you.
yesterday i dined on my first whopper ever. it was a triple angry whopper. Go big or go home they said. well, i would have rather gone home than ate that shit. It caused my bowel movements to resemble the coke that accompanied the original.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR SPHINCTER, DO NOT EAT THE ANGREY WHOPPER
 
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best one ive ever had.

it was so big i had to wear a helmet

i cracked my jaw in 4 places taking the first bite
 
*could be* This thing is amazing. Also restaurants just don't make 'em like fast food places do. Carl's Junior makes a mean 6 dollar guacamole burger though. Don't disagree until you have tried it. I mean try it as a single patty....going triple might ruin it for you. I went cinco stack on a stacker at bk one time and it ruined it for me.
 
I was thoroughly unimpressed with the angry whopper. It just didn't all come together for me. Who knows, maybe the elderly Mexican woman who made it didn't understand the subtle nuances of crafting a cheeseburger, but mine was just a sloppy mess. Maybe I'll give it another try.
 
ok so my friend and i ran in place at the burger king drive through for ten minutes dyeing to try the angry whopper and after we realized they were mos def not going to take our orders we finally went in side where we did calisthenics and sit ups as we ordered out triple angry whoppers. while waiting for what we thought would be the meal of the century, my friend made out with the fountain drink machine to get some free coke, while i made a diversion by just looking really fucking sexy. So we finally get our food and we are so excited that we both grab the bag and rip it sending our fries to the heavens and then back down to the disgusting ground. So after my home boy flirted with the oldest burger king worker ever to get a new box of fries we were on our way to enjoying our angry whoppers. Guess what, they taste just like a whopper, and they made both of us feel like we had been kicked in the balls with optimus primes' foot other wise known as a peterbuilt bumper. So we both only ate 3/4 of our burgers because honestly they were fucking gross and tasted worse than a normal whopper. So never eat an angry whopper, because it only makes your insides angry.
P.S. it wasn't even spicy. what the fuck?
 
finally a supporter! i don't understand the dislike. and i'll try that smokehouse burger next time i go to a ruby tuesdays.
 
angry whopper takes the cake when it comes to dirty burgs, just such a good combination of beef/toppings/spice, its like eating onion covered jesus
 
i was at burger king today....and the prepare guy got angry whopper sauce in his eyes. The manager was like Attention: we are having an emergency, someone got angry sauce in their eyes, sorry for the delay. It took like 4 people to take him to the sink to wash his eyes out....they he almost did it again, and the manager made him wash his arms.
 
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