andy mahre w/o poles

Matty.

Matty.

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is it just me or in that video in the news section of jib this, a guy with fujatives was skiing without poles, was this andy mahre? and if it was, why the fuck was he skiing without poles, it looked retarded

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004
 
andy had a beard, he was sexy

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

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MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

MARIO DOESN'T USE POLES

BUT LUIGI DOES

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too bad yoshi is the real power behind the mario bros.

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you also don't need poles if yer elbow looks like the photo entitled 'Andy's gnarly elb' in the photo's section...

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fuck that shit...yoshi ain't shit but a mother fucking horse...did mario need that bitch for 1 through 3? FUCK NO! yoshi has no style either, except for his tongue, but thats played...even i have a tongue.

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did someone say princess toadstool

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no way, yoshi can swallow people and pop them out his ass..it doesnt get better than that.

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public enemy not only do you look retarded... you are retarded...

jesus why does everyone care so much!?

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thats still whack, yoshi would be more welcome with pikachu...mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

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SUPER YOSHI ATAQ!!!

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see thats just weak sauce there...looks more like a character from sailor moon.

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oh give him a break, thats an N64 pic...i stand by my statement that yoshi is much better than mario (or luigi for that matter).

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can yoshi go switch, slide rails and have gorilla steeze? fuck no, only mario can...end of story..........NOW.

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yoshi has smiley green dinosaur steeze. and ill have you know yoshi does everything switch unnatural.

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i believe it was mario who just 810ed that rail at candide invitational. he also has switch 5050s dialed

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.
 
oh joy

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damn eric, you are a funny bastard. and andy, no poles, go for it.

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Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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Poles are for people who feel a need to compensate for their lack of penis. This works for girls too.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
!! classic... some one snatch that into their sig

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Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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guys, face it. a fun local comp at a mountain is going to ruin skiing for the rest of eternity, and none of you can do anything about it except try to sell your skis while they're worth more than the never-used, trash-worthy ski poles.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
no poles is the next big thing i tell you!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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^ I would guess so judging by the controversy it brought up. Controversy makes things cool.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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AIDS is off the hook

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the world will fucking come to know of andy's switch gorilla mario steez, you heard it here first.

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I'd tap that.

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i dont think any of you quite understand the true dopeness of mario...original mario that is

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
dude youshi is the best in mario kart

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

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im pretty sure john leguizamo played luigi in that mario movie back in the day... im pretty sure thats grounds for a loss... for what thats worth.

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Mario 3 is the best game ever.

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all I have here for video games is orig nintendo with mario bros 3 and gunsmoke.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
I hear that Mario 1 is dope because it can be played with Mario doing everything 'switch', or as I prefer, fakie.

Can anyone confirm this crazy rumour?

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
just wait till this fall...the production of this dopeness may have already begun...

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
haha, yea now a bunch of people at my mountain ski poleless a la andy mahre style

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

In case you hadn't noticed, this is newschoolers.com, not niceschoolers.com -Jib_This, to a whiney bitch, bitching about how much we bitch
 
when your at a rail jam the only use for poles is playing with your ass hole when no ones looking.

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we really do need poles though, what if youre hiking some BC and you run across sasquatch. it would take way too much time to get at your skis. you gotta stab that motherfucker with your poles.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i dont think i will be hiking any bc without my poles...

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
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