Here's an exerpt from this month's maxim about having 'too much sex' (is that even possible?)
'STD city. Yeah, condoms suck. They suck so much, sometimes you forget to use 'em. After banging a strange chick bareback, you probably worry most about catching HIV, but you're actually at a much higher risk of contracting herpes (there's an epidemic happening), genital warts (herpes partner in grime), or chlamydia -- or if you're really unlucky, all 3 at once. The stats are scary: One in five adults has herpes, and 70 percent of sexually active people (we didn't make a mistake here) are infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus that causes genital warts, says Peter Leone, MD., associate professor of medicine at the University of North Carolina. As for chlamydia, it's the most common bacterial STD out there, with three million new cases each year. That's one club we know you don't want to join. And there's always good old gonorreah.
Can we fix it? Some of it, You know HIV will do you in. You'll survive herpes and/or HPV, but both are incurable and often have no symtoms -- save for itchy painful herpes lesions or tiny, cauliflower-looking warts on your willy. At least chalmydia can be eliminated with treatment.'
Those are some crazy numbers. Wear a condom for crying out loud, and if you're monogamous with someone, both of you get tested before deciding to do away with the slapjacket. Oh and if you didn't know before, all STD's can be spread from mouth to member and vice versa.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
'STD city. Yeah, condoms suck. They suck so much, sometimes you forget to use 'em. After banging a strange chick bareback, you probably worry most about catching HIV, but you're actually at a much higher risk of contracting herpes (there's an epidemic happening), genital warts (herpes partner in grime), or chlamydia -- or if you're really unlucky, all 3 at once. The stats are scary: One in five adults has herpes, and 70 percent of sexually active people (we didn't make a mistake here) are infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus that causes genital warts, says Peter Leone, MD., associate professor of medicine at the University of North Carolina. As for chlamydia, it's the most common bacterial STD out there, with three million new cases each year. That's one club we know you don't want to join. And there's always good old gonorreah.
Can we fix it? Some of it, You know HIV will do you in. You'll survive herpes and/or HPV, but both are incurable and often have no symtoms -- save for itchy painful herpes lesions or tiny, cauliflower-looking warts on your willy. At least chalmydia can be eliminated with treatment.'
Those are some crazy numbers. Wear a condom for crying out loud, and if you're monogamous with someone, both of you get tested before deciding to do away with the slapjacket. Oh and if you didn't know before, all STD's can be spread from mouth to member and vice versa.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
