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Jackpot

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So i've liked this girl for a long time, never had the guts to say it. On valentines day i wrote her a letter confessing, and then after that proceeded to talk to her and get to know her. I had false hope this might be going somewhere, and then next thing i know i see her and a guy together. I couldn't identify the guy but in the end it turned out to be my older brothers best friend. That's not the point. The point is i had so much hope and belief that there might be a slight chance and then it all comes down. Everything was going well lately. I ended the season well, i was having fun, and i gave her the letter and was talking to her. Man this sucks

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
You can kick that guys ass, or you can move on until shes up for grabs again. My deepest sympathies though.

-Pat

 
yes been there done that...just move on. its not worth fretting over, i mean you did what you had to right? so its not your fault..maybe you didnt move in fast enough, better luck next time, but until then dont worry

Penny...i love JOE McNO-NAME!!! please marry me!
 
Girls suck. All they ever do is toy with you and fuck you up. You're better off with one night stands. WAY better off. Fuck relationships. I've done them, and what happens??? This:'you know,you're great, you respect me, you're super nice, and you fuck me hard, but I can't be with you'. Or, 'Too long distance, fuck you'.

Fuck it dude, the best thing you can do is pick up some slut, bring her home, ram her hard, and then not call her.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
^ahhhh no! us girls feel the same too!! ive liked this guy for 3 years now..gotten to know him pretty well, but he goes after the sluts and never goes after worth while girls like me..just keep it on the dl...your time will come

Penny...i love JOE McNO-NAME!!! please marry me!
 
i like agressive girls,and i feel ya martock,everyone has that false hope one day or another

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
girlzzz are eeeevil....but my gf and i been together for 1 year and 6 months and still rooocking.Forget,or try to,forget this girl,you'll find a better one.maybe.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
but i had hand!

yeah, and youre gonna need it.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
yeah man i totally feel you, i have the worst damn luck with girls. two girls in a row i haven't gotten past a 2nd date, it always ends after the 2nd date, once because i lost interest in the girl and once because the girl still liked her ex. girls are harsh as hell, tough to crack, i can't figure out what to do. i think if i get more than 2 dates with a girl i'm going to ask her to marry me, hahahahahhahaha.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
ya i've been there. i was completely gone for this guy, and he gave me some pretty big signs that he was into me too. we were at a party, started fooling around, and he told me that he liked me too, yada yada yada. anyways long story short the next day he tells me 'well i just don't think we really have a connection, i was just lonely last night, sorry.' but really, just try to move on, its really not worth it to pine over someone, it just fucks you up even more.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
yeah it is,congrats on the 9 G

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
bitches are trouble dude. Do you really wan tot deal with fucking phone calls and all this sensitive feelings nonsense? Thought not. My apologizes to any cool girls who read this, you're not bitches but you need to straighten out your peers man.

Back to the point, theres tons of sluts around just go to any meat market or college campus

 
So this whole thing is based on you seeing her with another guy?

...did you bother to find out if they were actually 'together'? That seems like an important detail. I'm always with girls, but I'm not dating any of them.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
Screw the letter, you should have just nutted up and told her in person and not by letter.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
1.) i was told by her friend they were together 2.) i wrote a letter because it's easier to write your feelings down, then it is to say them face to face, and plus i would crumble if i tried to tell her what i said in the letter

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
then move on to the next one

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
i got a biiiig date tonight,its muh last chance to win her over.please dont fuck it up

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
do what i did, dont ever become friends with em'. too much emotion and shit invovled, dance with them for an hour and just ask them out. work it from there on. pretty relaxed, no pressure either, its great.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
wha/\, oh and there will be a next one, trust me, there always is another.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
one thing you need to learn at an age where getting laid is all that matters. NO GIRLFRIEND=FUN!! do you really wanna deal with emotional stuff? the way it should be is right HERE

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
not all girls suck you know, some blow! others have braces i dont like those brace ones they hurt!

 
wish me luck guys,tonights gonna make or break my relationship with andrea,i got the money cologne on calvin klien 'Be' and im off

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker,therefore this girl WILL stay with him,and,as girls usually do,dump him when they start thinking about bullshit and crap and more bullshit.Well,boys do that do.I wish we were dumb and didn't ask ourselves what the purposes of our lives is/are and wether to be with this other human being(from the other gender)will or would help me reach my life goal.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
A lot of people say you should forget her and move on, which is a theory I personally don't submit to... I prefer the idea of finding someone you want and committing. How far you're willing to go to get that person is, I suppose, a matter of your own interest and dedication. It just seems a better policay to me than jumping from one girl to the next hoping one of them will give it up to you... that's something that occurred to me a while ago. I try to keep track of all my myriad thoughts on gender relationships. It's the only way to manage a decent understanding of them.

But I have a lot of strange principles that no one agrees with, so you might want to ignore me. I don't even believe in the golden rule ;)

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
it went great guys,simply great

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
haha good for you five o,good for you.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
well at the very least you learned that it's not such a bad thing to let a girl know how your feel. but if you want to date her then being her friend is not always the best way. I met a lot of potential girls that I wanted to get to know in college and highschool, but I tried too hard to be thier friend first. If you succed at being thier friend then that may be where you end up (most of the time). Just don't wait to make the first move because it will only be harder to do when she's a friend.

-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
 
iiiii got soomee tooooouuungue tonight WOOT WOOT

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
^You know, I almost feel sorry for you that you're celebrating the fact on NS...

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
well all my friends are gone,i have no one else to talk to

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
dont give up dude

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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