and the most tasteless commericial award goes to!

that sucks

that doesnt makeme wanna buy a car. that just sucked

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
hahaha i love it, it would've been better though, had he praised allah or something

-Dan
 
screw that

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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
 
thats it. im buying a volkswagon

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
Hahahaha, how can you guys hate on that? Holy shit was that funny!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
its funny sure, but likely to offend some people.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
old navy beats that for shittiest and most annoying commercial.

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
fuck, that was awesome! I have a volkswagen, it's sick

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
it goes to show you that suicide bombers drive volkswagons and if you see one shoot it.

I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
^ And what, have the bullet ricochet off the car and hit me in the balls? Fuck that.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
haha not tsteless just creative its great

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
funny, but kinda nasty, cause is that blood splattered all over the passenger window?

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Why would that offend anyone, it didnt make any reference to race or anything, it was just a dude who happened to be a suicide bomber, no reference to race or religioin, had he been like ABACKALACKADACKA ALLAHMAJIHAAAAD!!! then it would be offensive, all that commercial was was pure genius

Ski New Jersey
 
/\right. but you know certain people. if that was ever aired they would be like, 'ohh my god thats horrible with all the terrorism thats going on these days! thats just disrepectful to those that have died in suicide bombings!' i think its hilarious and quite clever and don't find it offensive myself at all.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
hah.. yeah, it IS a real commercial, i saw it on tv a couple days ago. I was flabberghasted.

-katie
 
haha i figured it was one of those commercials that get made but never make it to television. thats awesome its on tv haha.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
AHAHAH that was hallarious!!! when you kids were like thats offencive, and i saw him about to blow up the car i thought to my self... Oh my god, hes going to kill those people, but instead he just killed himself. ahahahahahha.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
HAHAHAHAHA thats an awesome commercial. I hope they air it. I dont remember who said it but who has respect for suicide bombers that would watch this commercial?

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hahaha single most offensive/funny commercial ever.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
 
haha thats great

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
the worst commercial ever has to be the Dairy commercial with skateboarders, and exploiting skating and talking about how cool milk is...then it says go to milkskate.com or something like that. I hate that commercial

 
wow, ahahahahaha. too funny. and i hope suicide bombers everywhere get offended by that.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
'I don't condone this.'
 
imagine the uproar if this was aired in america.

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
I love it, how can you not like it?

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
how could it be fake if people said they have seen it on tv. and what in the link indicates that its a fake commercial?

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
man that's offensive, but i mean, yeah it's amusing, i wouldn't say funny, cause someone killing themselves in an act of suicide isn't funny, although darwin awards are funny.

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
 
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