....and now a random fact about Vin Diesel!

one of the stupidet things ive ever read

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

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yet, hilarious. just keep refreshing the page, some of them are unbelievable.

a bad day'll make you really notice ones this good and that'll make things a little better understood - blackalicious
 
no worky for me

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

Kamikaze productions

go to www.freeheellife.com

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
"The last known instance of Vin Diesel reaching sexual climax resulted in the breakup of Pangea and the formation of today's continents."

wtf? it sounds like some horny science teachers made that shit up, its got all this crap about the big bang theory, that was a waste of my life.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
That was stupid, I wasn't even close to laughing, let alone peeing in my pants.

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Do you have UNCONTROLABLE URGES TO SPIN OFF THINGS... WHILE WEARING SHOES? Join the UUTSOTWWS cult!

"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars

 
that was worse than a 99 cent joke book.. like honestly, think about what they're saying

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
tough crowd........i thought it was hilarious.

a bad day'll make you really notice ones this good and that'll make things a little better understood - blackalicious
 
haha i fucking love that site. did you know that vin diesel lives in a pine apple under the sea

Campbell

"drive to atlanta. kill atlantaski. come back home. sleep for 2 days with the biggest smile on my face." - Lord_Piot

 
He can communitcate with dolphins.

1 in 6 piniatas will contain Vin Diesel

Man, this site is so lame

But so funny

 
Vin Diesel has no idea who Bob Saget is, but he doesnt like him.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Vin Diesel cannot have children because after sex he gets hungry and devours his sexual partners whole.

Six Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, Vin Diesel, and chocolate.

As part of his morning routine, Vin Diesel stretches by defeating 20 armed ninjas that jump out of various household appliances.

haha, this is good shit

-Jeff
 
aaah my new favorite one

Vin Diesel rejected Facebook friend requests from Ghandi, Confucius and Jesus. He said those just weren't the type of people he wanted to be associated with.

-Jeff
 
hahaha, I think some of them were pretty funny

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.

 
Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "Awesome"

Vin Diesel was the leading agent for the Bay of Pigs fiasco, and would have pulled it off even without air support, had Castro not challenged Diesel to a game of Spades. Diesel easily won, but was too late to save the invasion, and so he is haunted by the ghosts of dead Cuban revolutionaries.

Vin Diesel was once asked if he believed in the idea of reincarnation. His response was simply "I used to be a plate of pancakes."

hahahahaha

-teddy

team shed

The Lab
 
I once witnessed Vin Diesel take the life out of a goat utilizing only the enzymes found in seaweed. Following this, Vin skinned the goat, made a hot air balloon out of the skin, ballooned to Sri Lanka, where upon which he made love to the French Presidents wife. After the love making, they feasted on the goat carcass. Vin was still blinded by hunger after the goat, so he ate the Presidents wife as well.

aahahhahahaha

yeah im bored, i wish it was winter again
 
Vin Diesal’s first time working with Steven Spielberg was not “Saving Private Ryan� but was infact Jaws. He played the ocean.

wtf?

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
this one is even worse

Vin Diesel was once pulled over for going 120 miles per awesome.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
Vin Diesel eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care.

Vin Diesel's real name in his native Swahili means "Man with unusual size and girth who we had to send to America because he was stealing all our women."

On The Seventh Day, God had Vin Diesel over and they invented the beer bong. This led to the untimely death of the dinosaurs.

Vin Diesel made all the sound effects for the Star Wars movies, using only his hands and armpits.

Vin Diesel once entered an eating contest. He found out it was a blue berry pie eating contest, and not the tire eating contest. This made Vin Diesel super pissed, so he ate all the contestents and won.

Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom.Savery.

please pardon the cacography.

CCR.. PPP..

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

 
Vin Diesel invented the stapler in 1743 because for him, collating documents with a paper clip was, "...so old hat." Unfortunately, it was not until 1922 that Phinneas T. Swingline first conceived of the staple. Embarassed because the thought had not occured to him earlier, Diesel promptly tore out Swingline's heart. It dangles from Diesel's keychain to this day.

i just laughed out loud at work, idk why these are funny today. everyone looked at me

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
There is a rumor claiming that when Vin Diesel was 8, he wanted to be a fireman. That is false for Vin Diesel was never 8.

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just ski.
 
I heard he went to the mall and dropkicked a support pillar and the ceiling caved in and crushed the walnut he put on the floor while the pillar was crumbling and he picked the ceiling back up and traded the nut of the now-open walnut to a Gypsy for 43 sheqels made of compressed eagle feathers.

Vin Diesel will name his children Vin Propane and Vin Natural Gas.

matt damon

Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn.

Vin Diesel's inner ear bones are made from a highly explosive combination of styrafoam, duck sauce and Peruvian cocaine. He uses this to listen to the crying of dolphins from 10 million years ago when he wants to relax after reshingling the Taj Mahal.

ahahhahaha

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Vin Diesel once coveted his neighbor's wife, but God did not smite him, recalling a rather humiliating chess match.

How many roads must Vin Diesel walk down before you call him a man? The answer, my friends, is hurtling towards a small child's face.

hey vin diesel can ski: Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door

 
vin diesel can smell what the rock is cooking

vin diesel prived mc hammer wrong and touched it

Vin Diesel got pissed off when he found out that the Gods at Olympus created Pandora without his help so he shit into a box and told Mercury to bring it to Pandora.

vin Diesel didn't save any money on car insurance after switching to Geico.

Vin Diesel fought on both sides of the Vietnam war, and that's why America lost.

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".

Vin Diesel is rubber and you are glue. Anything you say bounces off of Vin at the speed of sound and kills someone.

I once saw Vin Diesel stare at a mailbox and turn it into a small Philipino boy. Needless to say, he swallowed the child.

 
If you say Vin Diesel 3 times out loud in front of a mirror, nothing will happen.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom.Savery.

please pardon the cacography.

CCR.. PPP..

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
^, no, that was. here is the list.

Vin Diesel can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.

Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.

Vin Diesel regularly washes down his Pop Rocks with Coke.

Vin Diesel's voice does not echo. Not ever.

Vin Diesel is one fourth Irish and nine eighths Awesome.

Paradoxically, half of Vin Diesel equals one Vin Diesel. This means that one quarter Vin Diesel also equals one Vin Diesel, and on and on forever. The Vin Diesel that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Vin Diesels and his powers reflect this.

Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "awesome."

Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band "Immortal." He is every member at the same time.

Vin Diesel knows all the words to "Blinded by the Light".

Vin Diesel covers his slip n' slide with gravel.

When Vin Diesel plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.

Vin Diesel is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 38% unicorn.

In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names. All of them were Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel's penis was formerly known as Excalibur.

Vin Diesel fought on both sides of the Vietnam war, and that's why America lost.

Vin Diesel speaks in THX certified sound.

Vin Diesel has had a warrant for his arrest ever since he stole the Plinko machine out of the Price is Right studio lot. When questioned by authorities, he claimed temporary "Vin-sanity".

Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be "teh 1337 HaXxoR".

Vin Diesel touches my tra la la.

Vin Diesel can carry back more than 200 pounds of meat after hunting in Oregon Trail.

Vin Diesel can consume his own weight of any substance, with the exception of one thing: Vin Diesel.

All months used to have 32 days, but Vin Diesel demanded a sacrifice from each month. February refused to comply, so Vin Diesel fucked the month up for good by making it the worst month ever.

Vin Diesal is unaffected by the video from The Ring.

Vin Diesel was the first man to land on the moon, but since his first words uttered were: "I claim this land in the name of the Hamburglar!", the American Government was forced to create the conspiracy we all know today.

Vin Diesel uses all 2 gigabytes of his Gmail space.

Noble gases become highly reactive in the presence of Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is. And he impregnated Gumshoes. And Rockapella.

in Diesel was once pulled over for going 120 miles per awesome.

(zach)
 
i repeated a bunch of above, but i thought those were damn funny.

when did the tags change to <

snap

(zach)
 
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