An Open Letter to Skiers

smuggs

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Some of us ski 150 days a year some of us ski one

Some of us cross country others hit rails for fun

Some of us get sponsored some wont

Some of us could, but want to we dont

Everyone of us can define the sport and make it ours

Everyone of us could be butthurt and our faces sour

This is wrong with that, thats not how its supposed to be

Why did she get a cover shot and not me ?

She is a ski model and unlike me, she cant ski

He only walks up mountains and braves the cold

I do double rodeos, damn im ever so bold

Why is he pro and so am I

Because skiing is so vast i could win gold and only tie

Being as important as just this guy.

Shane Mcconkey Naked busting runs

Cant even show off your sponsors logos thats no fun

Cant take a compliment

What have we come to on this continent

There were skis in the back, chicks in hot tubs and coke on mirrors

Long before being infront of cameras selling disposable products as uptight skiers

 
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Ever heard of a slant rhyme scheme? Fuck the haters. This is fucking brilliant, and it went right over all your heads.
 
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