an interview with the most progressive progresser progressing the progressive scene

Ryno

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Here is it....Mr. P.J Cliché

*hope the link works*

u might have to squint a bit to read it though...but dont be a pussy

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
its from SBC SKIER btw

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
ya all u americans this is what ur missing. it was a great interview. so funny.

btw, who is that dude. i know he has public enemys but who is it in real life

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine

'If I had to think about my steeze it wouldn't be mine. It's got to come naturally. Style is your own way to be, to ride, to live.' - Dan Mavrey, Pro wakeboarder
 
this is the best magazine out there. they have some really well written articles but they always stick in the awsome canadian/hoser humor!

P.O.A was a good example

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
I'm glad someone posted this. That was a great interview.

'skate has sweet fuck all to do wif ski.'

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
its like whoah dude...what r bling skis....

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
 
yeah people wanted it posted and i had the mag so i fiqured i would do it...i had to find a web hosting though cause i couldnt get it under 100kb and readable.

i love the beacon-bacon joke though

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
HAHAHAHAHA, made my day, I'm quebecor, but ti reminds me of JF, lol, and 'dis ski revolutionary-wood core, metal edge an' top sheet'

HAHAHAHA

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
i like in a later issues how they showed a pic of some dude about to get smoked by an avalanche and the caption was 'PJ Clichés big mountian career was bright but short'. lol

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
I can't believe this just got posted. People have been asking to see this for so long. Sick Ryno. SBC Skier is a sweet mag, which reminds me, I need to subscribe again.

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Formerly SwitchPollard
 
hehehe I like it. Only problem is, that dude represents a bunch of kids on here who try so hard to be gangster and cool.

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

 
i have that article pinned up in my room

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²

 
You mean PJ isn't a real person? My life is over now, I'm gonna run up to my room and shoot myself.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
stefan who?

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
progression is a work in progresss.........that is fuckin genious

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
ahahhahah so funny

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
man i stoped after the 5th question, to hard to see and DEFINITLY not worth reading

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
Bling yo! hahaha

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

i wish mt hood blew up and all the ash and stones landed on my mountain and it became like 2000 feet taller - Bristolrider
 
skia540 is a PUSSY

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
still funny

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
bling bling

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
a much easier version to read is here

www.Blingskis.com/pjinterview.html

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
thats sweet

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
my eyes are watering, and that was a good jab at pros these days and how they act. i liked the podium ski

i'd still never touch salomon bindings with a 30 foot pole. they pre-release like its their job to.-lanks

Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
I loved how the interviewer responded with 'for sheez' 4 times in a row. The sad thing is a lot of newschoolers are acutally like that. I mean look at yourself, you look like a moron

jibba jabba
 
i liked how he said his mom worked it out with the guy in his hotel room

greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
 
wow, canadians................

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Home of the Rotating Signature
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'My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.' - ScratchCobra66, on farting during sex.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
lmfao!!!!!!!!

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
my favourite interview of all time. its good to see it agian.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

I don't condone this.
 
*frenchy accent...not ali g...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
whoever said americans dont know what there missing is a complete idiot. we get that mag here to ya know

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
that interview was just aboot the sickest thing ever, eh?

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'Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.' - Shaggy

If you ski in Massachusetts join the Mass-ive Cult, message me and you're in!!!!

THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING ATLANTASKI IS BEING A IGNORANT RED-NECK

'... Osama Bin Laden then closed the video with this statemeant 'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!' which show us all he does is sit around and watch TV' - John Stewart
 
he's not ghetto he's french you dum,basses...and yes...best article ever written...i love PJ...he's shown up so many times in that mag. also lets not forget Random McNobody and JC Supastar

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
I think those bling skis are just seth pistols with a different topsheet, and im confused, i thought that the authour just made this whole interview up to take a jab at some newschoolers, theres no way this could have happened in an interview.

 
This article isn't for real is it

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Carni

vorous

Jesus-I need your FLESH
 
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