An interesting day...

jarossamdb7

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ok so I am at Aspen this weekend...

I am in the park in snowmass and this FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER, it in there with her kid inbetwene her legs going all across the whole park. this kid has probably never skied before ever! so anyway, she stops next to a jump, I think good she is you of they way, about as soon as I hit the jump she starts moveing twards the front of the jump. anyway she says 'hey watch out jerk, you need to watch out!' -because I almost hit her. so I continue to explain to her that she shouldn;t be in the park with her kid and that once you are in the air it is rather hard to change the direction you are headed to whis moron of morons. and then I ask her if she is litterate because there is a nick big sign in a conspicus yellow and red color and the entrance to the park explaining that the wrong doing is her's.

so anyway other than that I had a prutty good day considering I was up there with family exept...

...for the mother fucking ski patrol and the poma.

for those of you that have been to snowmass and are good skiers, you will know what I am talking about...

I am on the poma going to the Serk and it is just funny watching all the people who don;t know how to use the poma. the part that gets me is that the liftie lets them get back in the fromt of the fucking line so noone ever goes anyware.

so but when I get to the top they (the ski patrol) have closed off the run up there. I was going up with my aunt uncle and cusin. my aunt and cusin are on the other side of where ti is closed off (they made it just in time) and the fucking ski patrol won't let us (me and my uncle) go with them. he said they have closed it off because they need to clear it out for the end of the day (it is about 2 fucking 30) so anyway me and my uncle ski down to AMF or whatever it is and ski that later half of the Serk. all is going good untill I decide to go off to the pow. it is nice pow (as my uncle said 'this is the fucking skiing of a life time!') some how I manage to find a fallen log with the tips of my skies! I go head over heels. it was fun actually and nothing got broken but it heart.

other than that it was fucking the best fucking pow ever! I went on that run next to Slot it was fucking great!

ski patrol are so nich and frendly!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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no one cares

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i got yelled at by some hick parent cuz i decked out on the pipe and almost hit his son, he was gay

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it is like they can't read or something. she spoke perfecly good english so I know she was of anather nationality

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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dude serously. at least i was out fucking skiing!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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OH! that one musta hurt, you alright scotch he sure gotcha good there ;)

that was a discrace to all comebacks

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
i dont think anyone cares...and stop swearing so much, its bad for the heart...

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ok last time I checked this site was here to talk about skiing. is that not what I am doing?

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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yea, but this topic wasnt that good, too long, not enough rage, and you kept changing your trane of thought

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
ha ha. That's great. At Mount Snow, my friend cleared this kid who was rolling over every table in the park. TWICE. I wish I got it on video.

 
haha, linuxisfreedom he should have taped his ski on his head. that would have freeked him out so much!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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Man people on this forum sure have some serious problems. If this guy wants to talk let him...we aren't here to pull him down because he wanted to talk to something ski related. If you don't like the post don't post your crap dissing him then.

 
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