An idea for the shitter

SkeeOrDye

SkeeOrDye

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Ok, imagine this, your sitting on the shitter with no reading materials, and its a big one. no getting up for this one could pop out at anytime. What do we need? stories on the toilet paper! Whats more convenient than stories on a roll. i know if i have a good story id visit the bathroom more often. how about u?

 
PORN on toilet paper. thats the ticket. shit ticket that is!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
ive seen tp with writingon it...murphys law toilet paper

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'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

'god cock and balls cj, god damn cock and balls' - SamCaylor
 
how abke an encourager or sumthing. it would be a soothing voice and would go like:

'Go!Go Francis! I know you can do it! Push, push bitch! Oh yeah! My lord i think youre giving through your asshole! Its coming out sideways!'

That way you would laugh and have fun because hey, sometimes its long and lonely on the shitter…

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
that's agood idea.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
that is a genius idea. both the porn and the stories. i love it.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
my idea for sparking lube is better tho.

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^Rowen^

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'

'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'

'Thats not a catergory!'

'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'

Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.

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in japan...the toilets in this restaurant had heated seats and vibrated. it was really weird, but cool.

in germany...the toilets were clear and had living fish within the glass (not in the bowl). It kinda freaked me out.

what that has to do with reading material...don't ask me.

-Sara

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sparking lube? do tell.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
One word- Laxatives. Or if thats to boring, a cinema system in the shitter with full surround sounds and eveything. That'd be the shit. No pun intended

Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
 
someone said stories and someone said porn,so why not make a porno comic type thing,

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Japan also has squatty potties and that little thing that squirts you after you are done.

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^Rowen^

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'

'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'

'Thats not a catergory!'

'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'

Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.

The List:
 
ya, i wasn't to fond of the squirter...or the sqautting toilets.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
in morocco, there was a hole in the ground, thats where you shat, no tp, nothin, that was sometimes the case

-Grant

bye el niño
 
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