An epic wanking story

whaat the fuck? i kewn i shoudlnt have clicked on this thread.

your friend is fucked up man.

first of all.. why did he shoot his load on the wall?

second.. why wouldnt he just wipe it off with a towel or shirt.. anything but his tongue?

GROSS!
 
hey i dunno, thats just what he told us, it might not even be true, but he came to school and thats what he said
 
yeah i figured it want true.

but still.. the fact that he would even tell that story to his friends (real or not) is fucked up on its own.
 
Haha, well given that this is the fluid that forms a baby, gives it half of its genetic traits, and makes possible the continuation of our species, I didn't expect mint flavoring to be a high priority.
 
ive got a good one, my friend beat it with tanning cream, he went into his school with a brown hand and some on his face
 
Hahahahahaha, desperate times call for... beating it dry or waiting a little bit, jesus, how did he not expect people to notice?
 
Come on bro, searchbar please, there are already like three threads about dudes lapping up their own man juice.

Nahh that was actually a pretty cool story Hansel, but, why so serious?

Actually I don't really believe this, I say pics or it didnt happen.

.... No homo.

But goddamn he must have been banging himself like a hammer to spray his load all the way onto the wall.

SRSLY no homo.

 
i would have thrown a pillow on it or somtin that whole licking thing is totally bull that would have taken to long if they are coming up the stairs
 
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This kid at my school swallowed his load for 12 dollars, and a few months later the school newspaper did a story and said his name and that he swallowed "bodily fluids" for money.......
 
yea tell him i am also impressed.

and boys and girls( well actually just boys) this is why you should always be prepared with toilet paper and/ or tissue paper

 
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