An epic wanking story

MistaFab

MistaFab

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in middle school, when i was in grade 7 i had this friend sam, who was in grade 8 at the time. One day he came to school with the most unpleased look on his face and proceeded to tell us his story. " I was pullin on my shit and it was going fine for about five minute but it was on my bed, right beside my bedroom door and so my brother was in the other room and he yells MOOMMMM, DADDD COME HERE! so they think its me, and are coming up the stairs yelling what is is Sam? right as i came, all over the wall, and this was a massive load and pure white. so there coming and with no time to think i put my junk away, but i didnt know what do do about the cum, and it was dripping everywear, so i had to resort to losing my dignity, i licked it up and swallowed, and my parents came in and i walked away clean exept that i just swallowed my load" we all never looked at him the same again.
 
OMGWTFROLFBBQ that is so gross, not sure if it is a legit story, but if it is....i dont even know what to say
 
You shot your load laying down several feet away on a wall? Tell your friend Sam I am impressed.
 
i think he actually wanted to lick up his cum...i am assuming he has a pillow, sheets, and t-shirts to wipe up his cum but i cause he prefers licking it up instead of wiping it with fabric
 
Seriously, even now that'd be an achievement, but in 8th grade? If I got it off the head at that age it was a good day.

But seriously, that has to be true... why would he make that up and tell people?

 
if you read the story properly r-tard you will realize that the story is not about me, its about my friend Sam
 
haha I'm wondering how a grade 8 student managed to get enough ejaculation to get it all over the wall, unless he was trying to which wouldn'tmake much sense
 
if my parents said "what is it sam?" id have just yelled "nevermind!"...i mean even yelling "im coming!" would keep them at bay.

and wipe with your arm or sleeve for crying out loud. man thats gross
 
yeah really, or even just taking off your shirt and wiping it up?

but seriously who the hell just let's that shit blast out all outta control and get everywhere?

expecially when your siblings are in the next room!

I still refuse to believe this story!
 
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