Alright, SO! This post marks my 1000th post.  And to celebrate, instead of making a lame thread proclaiming my accomplishment, I thought that I would resurrect (what I believe to be) my greatest contribution to NS.  And I know what you're thinking: 1000 posts? Lame - Skiierman drops 1000 posts in an hour.  But I have been around for a few years now maybe since 03 or 04 - I had another name before this one, and I am moderately proud of my accomplishment.  Anyway, here's my gift to you, Newschoolers.com.  If you think it's too long to read, read it anyway.  It's worth it.
oh.. and GO SOX!