An embarasing thing

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ductapeboy

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so i woke up this morning at like 5 am to go to the washroom... cuz im weird like that... so i decided that i should brush my teeth. so im there in my boxers brushing away... and you know how some times when you are brushing your teeth, a bit of tooth paiste some times falls out of your mouth into the sink.... well that happened, but instead of landing in the sink.... it fell on my boxers. so now it looks like i have a big jiz stain. ooops. how embarasing.

Dave Pauls

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sure... it's all just a cover up isn't it, you filthy person.

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toothpaste. sure.

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not only is he probably older than you, but he is also a better person than you are. Care to kiss his feet and beg for his forgiveness?

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Was Dave Jacking off to the sears catalog again, because you were too busy watching family guy Stacey????

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haha, owned!

I had the same problem, except differnt.

shit, now i have to make up some believeable story.... damnit!

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i bet she licks them and then washes them for ya right?

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That happend to me but on my skiing gloves, with this blue filler gunk on the gas pump nozzle. So when I try to explain it, they cut me off when I say, "So I had the nozzle in my hands, and there was this blue stuff all over it..." Basically it looked like I jacked off a smurf.

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Sometimes I get a little over excited when I see my own reflection too.

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excellent skier....

story telling needs a little work though.

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oh no! it's on your boxers chief, NO ONE WILL SEE IT! jesus christ.

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that is funny dave.

i have one too. the other day i was beating it and my date came over and i could not find the wad. then she found it and put it in her hair and it stood straight up like gel....

i swear i did not take that storey from a movie.

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thanks dan. you know that really makes me feel better to know that quirky things like that happen to other people too. what?

water eh? that would have been smart. like having a stain on the crotch of my underwear is really embarasing... i have been looking down at my crotch all day to make sure that the fly isn't open and that noone sees that there is a stain on my undies. its tramatic. thats for sure.

Dave Pauls

www.NSClothing.com

www.CorbettsSkiShop.com

I like dead kittens.

 
Haha Dave, I've noticed you being extra selfconsious today, but I couldn't figure out why. It all makes sense now though, 'cept for that you haven't left the apartment all day. RETARD!

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Do Americans say washroom differently?

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bathroom, poopie room

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

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Yah, every one does it, or has done it, if you say you dont, your either lieing, or really weird, STOP Lieing!!

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to bad, say u were havin sex and needed to wipe it up

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toothpaste leaves this big white stain even after you've wipped it off good.....it like re-appears later on. fucking ass toothpaste.....oh well i like brushing my teeth................ah now i wanna go brush my teeth.

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haha yea that happens often, and morning wood is almost every day

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

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