An awesome parent talk RUINED

[danedegruyter]

so i get home tonight and i walk into my living room. I sit down and my mom looks at me and starts a convo. She told me that my friends parents found out that he snuck out of his house and wanted to talk to me about this kinda shit (ive never been caught). So were talking and she starts to tell me that she doesn't care if i drink.. which was pretty cool of her to say but she is edgy if i sneak out becuase she would be nervous if something happened etc.

So a pretty cool MOM conversation UNTIL she decides to end the conversation, as im leaving with this

"Just remember, your mouth can't get pregnant

AWWWWWKWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

 

[Rhastaman420]

wait you're a chick right?

 

[danedegruyter]

nonono.. she doesnt want me to get a chick pregnant

 

[andrewg]

i dont give a shit...i just swallowed a ice cube...my throats hella cold...and its stuck there...ahhh FUCK!

 

[RKF]

why does it matter, guys mouths cant get pregnant either.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

hahahaha... god you are a faget

 

[skiierman]

Bahahhaha, your own mom called you gay!!! Hahahahha YOU FAGGOT!

 

[cracko]

hahahaha, your mom thinks you play the skin flute.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

dude, i was so just about to say that.. haha your mom thinks of you as a total k homo!!! you got parent owned... the worst kind

 

[ski_cartel]

theres worse, i bet getting grandparent owned is way way worse, but i have yet to have that happen, cause most of them are passed away

 

[danedegruyter]

she didnt mean MY mouth, she meant a chicks mouth doofus. how could a guy get pregnant in the first place dick chin

 

[[~_~]]

haha well at least you got parent consent to go rip some shick some new root canals.

 

[Lord_Piot]

hahaha that would have been cool if you were a chick

seeing as how your a guy your mom probably knows your gay and wants you to follow your dreams...catcher

 

[marsIand]

haha my mom doesnt know im gay yet...its gonna be hard to tell her! im soooo nervous.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

i dunno maybe she was convinced that you were a girl... it happens.. the doctor said i was a chick till i came out.. and the nurse was like its a baby girl.. and my dad was liek what the fuck are you talking about he's hung like a horse.. haha stupid nurse!

 

[RKF]

for april fools my little brother told my dad he was gay. it was funny because my dad is super conservative and he almost threw up.

 

[Arabian.]

^hahahaha. Thats classic. I fucking hate those conservative douchebags who can't take that someone is different.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

i'm going to do that next april fool's as horrible as it sounds.. but i'm soo gonna tape it.. haha well worth the laughes.. i bet i'm gonna get hit.. but well worth the laughes.. ahh good oll' dad... haha

 

[s.jeff]

haha that would be awesome

 

[Lé.Skiing]

or wait maybe i'll break my own leg and blame it on teh devil... then while i have my cast on be like april fool's i did it to myself

 

[Mat.]

For some reason what I got something completely different out of what she said.

I got that she was just kinda saying watch yourself, and somehting along the lines of herself once making the mistake at a party getting pregnant and accidently having you.

thats the impression I got from those lines.

 

[rachael575]

ur mouth may not get pregnant, but it sure can get herpes

 

[Arabian.]

^and you get nasty nasal crabs

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

thats hella awkward

 

[Lil_G.]

nah man. you gotta respekt fathers that be tryin to do tha right thing for they sons. bein a faggot is as unnatural as incest. if anyone should get more respekt its tha polygamists, why is what they do consider wrong while bein a faggot is considered "different". fuck all those unatural faggots disgustin muthafuckas.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

as soon as i read that lil_g replyed i knew something funny would be said and i was right

 

[[~_~]]

I might be wrong, but isn't incest how most species populate?

 

[Lé.Skiing]

you know what.. i hate you

 

[Stan_Darsh]

pretty ill ive had my fair share of those talks, usually ending up good so far

 

[tcfns]

Or the liberal people who hate everyone that doesn't agree w/ them...

 

[CJHski]

hahaha that is the most i have ever laughed aloud while sittin at my computer

 

[traer]

Calm down man, its was his dad lets be a bit more kind.

 

[[~_~]]

umm...why?

 

[DanDaSwede]

yeah.. cuz being gay is such a bad thing right?

Grow up.

 

[*freeskierpj*]

haha dick chin good one

NOT

basically your mom just told you that you have her permission to get a blow job...weird

 

[KRASHED]

well that would probably be the worst conversation ever

 

[Detective]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH Holy fuck...I honestly don't come to this forum very often anymore but I sware to god some of you kids bring out some threads that are pure gold.

 

[swTroyanchick]

hm.. are u like really really really gay ? or just metro ? or ? i mean ye i like gay guys..but just wanted to ask..if u are really really really gay

 

[danedegruyter]

lil g.. you actually said something intelligent. respekt + 100

 

[jack_weisman]

"faget' i dont think ive seen it spelled that way before

 

[skiierman]

Nah ah! You grow up!

I mean it man. If you take a post online in some forum seriously as to reflect the nature of the person posting it, well then you got to do some growing yourself my friend.

 

[jibjim]

yeah, like hes not personally attacking you, its an electronic world just code, ill take a [picture of what ghe really said

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Yeah im pretty sure id freak if i got that from my parents

 

[MADr.]

Sorry.

It can't be intelligent when every other word is spelled wrong.

Also, stop spelling respect with a k and then adding an arbitrary number to it. It looks very stupid and makes me want to punch you.

 

[japie99]

haha damn lil g u make me laugh all the time

Remember man, respect gets respect lil g, U just said it!!