An atomic wedgie has killed someone

Aidan-G

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I hate to even post about this — a person involved is dead, after all

— but it’s just too ridiculous not to pass on to you, our dear readers.

Reports NewsOK:

Pottawatomie County Sheriff Mike Booth said he had never

heard of “an atomic wedgie,” before suspect Brad Davis told

investigators he gave one to his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, on

Dec. 21 at St Clair’s home at 4 Shadowlake Drive in Pottawatomie County

near McLoud. St. Clair was dead at the scene. Davis is St. Clair’s

stepson and lives in the area.

“I’d never seen this before, but when we first looked at our victim

seeing the waistband of his underwear was around his neck,” Booth said.

And here I thought that nothing I read today could possibly top the story about Cormac McCarthy’s ex pulling a gun from her vagina or the story about Aaron Paul doing shots with Michael Jackson.

Booth said Davis told investigators that he went to his stepfather’s residence and his stepfather “jumped him.”

St. Clair had a head wound and appeared to have been in a fight. The

underwear St. Clair was wearing had been pulled up his back and over his

head, leaving the waistband around his neck. Booth said it was the

first time he had ever heard of someone being killed by a pair of

underwear.

Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/01/man-died-stepson-gave-apparent-mother-wedgies/#ixzz2pqGRyj6X

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Shit man that could happened to me, atomic wedgies were a weekly occurrence for me back in the elementry school
 
im confused as to how it actually killed him. like it sounds like an accident because if you are trying to kill someone an atomic wedgie wouldnt be my first move. and if it was an accident then how long did the wedger sit and laugh at the man being strangled before he went "OH FUCK HE'S DYING"
 
dude he probably just pulled it over the guys head and left the room laughing. complete accident
 
Update on this story: A couple in New Mexico was arguing about the concept of aliens and the argument got a little out of hand. The woman went away for a bit and then returned wearing lingerie with a silver handgun which papered to be in her cooter, the guy then got out of the house and somehow managed to get the gun away from the woman. He then got out of the house and called the cops. The woman was later arrested. I'm being completely serious, I heard the story down on the way to the ski hill.
 
no in the article the guy was fucking her with the gun but then they got in an argument and the guy managed to get the gun and he threw it in the toilet and ran away
 
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