An act of god...

Dr._Handsome

Dr._Handsome

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So with this whole volcano thing in Iceland thats kinda fucking up airtravel i thought I would shed some light on the policies of your average air carrier. So, you bought a ticket, Iceland's volcano decides it's gonna have a party and your flight gets cancelled. You would think you would get some sort of travel voucher correct? NO! Any event that is deemed an act of god leaves you shit outta luck ticket wise. Seems kinda fucked to me.

btw, this is confirmed by only Delta officials, i dont know about other carriers, but the major ones operate the same

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It wasn't an act of god. It was an act of shifting tectonic plates. Tell them they are retarded, and will soon be losing many customers after you share your story.
 
1. purchase a suit jacket in size 44 long from brooks brothers suiting essentials

2. take it to a BP station in manhattan next to the henry hudson parkway

3. find a black man on the street, ask him if he wants to see something

4. whip out your dick

5. ???

6. profit
 
you guys do have to understand that the airlines are losing millions of dollars every day over this. if it goes on for more than a week or so they will be straight bankrupt. they cant necessarily afford to refund this many people their tickets.
 
What a bunch of selfish people with an entitlement problem. I hate it when people try to gouge airlines or insurance companies. Airlines have a hard enough time making a profit without people trying to blame them for a volcano spewing ash everywhere in the air...
 
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