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... Bahahahahaha, the fuck? In what context, that's hysterical.

In other news - how the fuck did this thread make it to two pages, I expected it to die in under four seconds.
 
Hahahah yeah, we were in the car and all the sudden I pass this car and my mom goes, "What the hell? What a dildo-mobile."

Not much of a context, really..

Most random shit of my liiiiife. Hahahaha.
 
ok this is really really random but i am texting this girl and she is being all cool and stuff and then all of the sudden she is like "hey i just wanted to say that im sorry. im sorry for all the stupid things i have ever said or did to u and i hope u can forgive me. im sorry." and i am just like "okay...? what the fuck?" and she never texted me back...so..ya.
 
Haha, quality random story. I would have no idea how to respond to that immediately, but it's obvious she has something in particular on her mind that's been bugging her so Random Story thread aside for the moment you should ask her what's up next time you see her in person.
 
this may sound like complete bullshit, but tis true

3 girls an 2 guys ventured into a hotel room one night, 3 dudes are 3 chicks showed up

no one left that room the same if you catch my drift, one double bed room poisioned 11 young youth of this great country of america

actually 1- 10 fucked

number 11 stood there an watched it all

NO LIE, an it was tha sketchiest character i have ever seen in my entire life
 
haha, you reminded me of a story.

so it was halloween night, and there was a party at this girls house. So her parents were home, which is kinda messed up, so we ended up drinking in the street all night. Well at one point in time, once a plethora of beverages had been passed around, someone decided it would be a good idea to switch costumes. So there we were, 6 girls and 4 guys naked in the back of some girls ford expedition, It was very creepy. It was kinda like a big orgy, but a drunk messed up orgy. Kinda like that scene from zoolander when they are high dancing around naked with the midgets in hansel's crib. yea, that kinda creepy. This went on for about 30 min, then we got our costumes back on and headed into the street for some more drinks.
 
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