AMURICUH

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Post up what you do to thank the Lord for the greatest, most powerful, most awesomest God-given country on Earth, AMURICUH!!

I'm eating a Mayonnaise sandwich. ON WHITE BREAD.
 
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Actually I changed my mind

I like America because the drinking age is high, weed is stupidly expensive and people skiing at killington dont know what Quebec is.
 
Actually I changed my mind about what I like about America

Even the rich, white, well educated american population is still extremely ignorant to the rest of the fucking world and everything that goes on around them.
 
I just had two big cheeseburgers, a bowl of fries, and a huge fucking milkshake. Thank you America. I love you.

I really do.

Seriously.

Like really really do.

Never been there though.
 
So very rich with your strong economy, great international reputation and owing the most powerful country in the world trillions of dollars.
 
Na it exists because it was settled the same way as yours.

Your argument could be said that you only exist because Russia or China or France allow it to.

 
I LOVE GEORGE BUSH! HATE OBAMA!!! ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST!!!!!

I am in fact extremely liberal, believe in a lot of socialist ideas, and do not believe in god, and am very afraid of the next election if Gingrich or Romney were too win..
 
I was thinking about this earlier. THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I'M NOT BEING SERIOUS AT ALL. If Canada is so much better than the US why did the slaves who came to Canada for freedom come right back to a country where they were considered second class human beings? Must've been pretty bad in Canada to do that shit
 
Boo fucking hoo, go drink some more maple syrup and jerk off to hockey, eh? MURICAH, land of the free and home of the motherfucking brave.
 
Ok I am going to jerk off to our gold medal winning hockey team and the best maple syrup in the world.

Also why doesnt American beer have percentages on it? God that is the worst part about being in the US drinking the beers.
 
I only drink craft beers and microbrews, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Drink some real beer, pussy. MURICAH
 
So you are a pretentious piece of shit as well?

I will stick with my mass produced Canadian beer that still kicks any of your shitty microbrews assess.
 
Song related

/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngAnd why is america the best place on earth? One reason on the top of my mind it is NOT, is the health care. Here in norway when i break my arm, i go to the doctor, get a cast, and go home. Same as for dental care. Every once in a while i get called out to the dentist, he checks im allright and then im good to go. Until im 18, then i have to pay tho. Also you seem to be involved with war all the time. Scandinavia, the peaceful beautiful skier friendly paradise.
 
Oh the irony. Calling someone pretentious after saying that your country was better. Just hilarious
 
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Merica is like that decked out skier on the hill that throws down. Everyone deep down wants to ride with him and be him, but instead they talk shit about him and how he is not as good as tammy walnuts.

Go fuck yourselves.....merica is the shit
 
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