America's funniest home videos

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A couple of times when I've watched America's funniest home videos or other clones, I've seen stuff that just wasn't funny at all. But a few times, I've seen shit that made me feel disgusted and sorry for the participants. What's the most unfunny thing you've seen? One time I saw a guy throw a javelin and the javelin came down on some guy and stuck deep in his leg. He was flopping around yelling with this big spear sticking out of his leg while a laughtrack played. Also, I saw a guy run headfirst into a barn while hanggliding and fall 20 feet to the ground. He was probably in critical condition. Then another time, this guy was casting a fishing pole and the hook got caught in his buddy's lip. He tugged hard on the pole twice before he heard his friend's screams and realized what happened. It was disgusting to watch.

Write that down.
 
Once some guy had his hand in a cow's butthole (like in that jackass episode) and the cow started shitting really hard, so he got some everywhere on him, including in his mouth.

Don't get me wrong, I laugh at primitive humour, bur that was just not funny, and I'm surprised you can't say 'fuck' on national TV but can show that.

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on real tv, this guy was recording himslef taking off his pool cover **'the fun way!!'** and so he got a ladder and put it agains a fence and tried to jump into the pool ontop of a ladder but it bounced back and he fell short and cracked his skull

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
^ yeah the guy was all alone so he was just kinda floating there. his name was like 'crazy dave' or something.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^^that guys was retarded he had it rigged with bungy cords what did he expect, i geuss i like seein people like that do stupid shit cause maybe one day they'll learn...

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i hate how they make the sound effects when someone hits their head. I've always hated those shows. one time some guy was in a kiddie pool with his kids. he started slipping fell backwards out of the pool and cracked his head on the cement. i didn't laugh

yay skiing is happy
 
this was on the news wondering if anyone saw it... these kids where jumping off a hotel prolly 5-6 stories high into a pool and one of the kids fell short and smacked into the cement on the edge of the pool. critical condition he was in, but i duno how it all turned out.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I saw this kid do a flip off a tramp onto the ground, and then the dad tried it and landed directly on his back.

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yeah dude i saw that baby fart powder, FUCKING HILARIOUS!! the parents were beings all nice and like 'awwwww, soo cuuuuute' and then it farted !!! hahaha...

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
i got home the other night, blazed into oblivion, flipped on the tv, and viewed an entire 4 minutes of various people being hit in the balls by various objects. it was perfect timing, laughed my ass off. but that's the only funny thing i've seen on that show.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
my friend was on americas funniest..a llama spit in his face

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'Hey Im a cute little kid... Oh hey dad! Hey im going to just move this wiffle ball bat over here *WHAM*' and the dad is hit in the balls.

Bob Saget makes the least funny jokes ever. They are just terrible.

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yeah when bob saget had the show it was tight

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
when people went water skiing they like died practically doing it

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
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