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What do you guys think about us. I am american and im proud of it, just like im sure the rest of you are proud of being canadian, kiwi, etc.

So...what do you guys think of us

 
i think your dumb if you have to ask a question like this. you already know the answer and if not refer to the America Rulez Thread

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
haha that was great..well put....stupid americans...

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
america just plain sucks, canada has it all. for instence. canada has the beer, canada has the ski area's and canada has the beds. it has all we need. NO AMERICANS ALLOWED.

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Scratch FS skis

Rossi Poles

And.....Joe Boxer

Proud Canadian
 
HERE IT COMES! DUCK!

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
this will get good..... I can't wait to hear what Lagwagon has to say about the country, or Anti-Flag, or even Guttermouth for that matter...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
nothing against americans, they just kinda.. make there opinions 'heard' put it that way.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
The rye whiskey alone makes Canada the best country in world.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
Its quiet. A little too quiet. I bet that was the last straw and they decided to nuke us and take over. It should take, what 20 minutes for an ICBM to get from texas to t.o.?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
i don't know about the rest of you people, but i'm kinda getting tired of us canadians thinking we're so superior to americans. a nation doesn't make a person.. the individual person does. i don't like or dislike any random american moreso than i do any random canadian. stop the spread of hatred. we're all people. now let's shake hands and move on.

 
ok, nothing against americans, i just wanna get this thread interesting and fast... so YOU SUCK AMERICANS!!!

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
fuck this. why is it that all the canadians whine when people say america rulez but for the most part no one responds to canadian pride. i'm not going to get involved in another thread like this. the America Rulez one was enough. oh yeah vancouver has been nuked by the americans and chretien is sending eskimo special ops into alaska

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
america needs to loose some weight, but otherwise i think americans are aweseom

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
canada can lick my sweaty nutz. america rules everyone. think differently? hardly. Canada relies on the united states for everything.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
damnitt phrosty u said it before i could

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
now lets not turn this into a canada sucks thread. I think that you are a bitch for caring what other people think of you as an american. losers always hate the people who life the good life.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
anyone ever heard of overgeneralization?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
how about ethnocentricism? hm?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
notice how canada is on top and america is on the bottom. wouldn't it be appropraite to call america the bitch then? just a thought.

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Scratch FS skis

Rossi Poles

And.....Joe Boxer

Proud Canadian
 
canadians choose geography to prove they are better,

1)it shows how much they know about the world

2)canada is americas bitch thats y america took the good land and we threw all the damn canadians in the ice

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
yeah...canada is weird. the people there are weird. the skiing is good and cheap, buts that the only plus. canada is like the salvation army country for the US.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
I want to move to Canada, for the snow.

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alaska is on the top corner of canada, so your geography analogy is bunk.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
we arent the salvation army... more like a dollar store.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
Canada lands goes to the north pole I think it's norther than Alaska u American Biatches

U know what? How USA not america 1st

can be the best country when there is neighboor were the cops doN't even go because they can't its too criminalize

And when u got a president that is a christian Integrist.

and at this moment the USA goes really BAd economicaly and the Quebec and Ontario goes really well so this mean that the internal economy is strong

And USA SUX Quebec and CAnada RULZ

USA sucks too because they are the reason of millions people being exploited and kill and it's not really their fault...

God FUCK USA

George W bUSH sucks

PAG
 
canada is americas bitch thats y america took the good land and we threw all the damn canadians in the ice..

That's funny for you to say since the last time you tried to take our land we burned down the white house and slapped you bitches around until we ran out of canadian beer, realized yours tasted like water, and realized there was nothing left to burn down...then we stumbled home hahahaha TKKE IT AMURICA!!!!! WOOOOO HAWWWW!!!!

Actually no, my girlfriend's been american for 15 years of her life and I think shes great, plus I have alot of american friends...I mean, there's alot of american skiers, so it can't be all bad. It's like alpental was saying, generalizations. As far as I'm concerned any american or canadian could live in the opposite country and it wouldn't make them a better or worse person.

Remember kids, big words can only hurt you if you try to read them...Don't play their game

Mayor of NS Isle

If you don't make it the first time, you need to go bigger
 
yeah i got nothing against canadians my really good friends from calgary, i think its gay when people use there patriotism to put down neighboring countries, but if ppl are bashin on america, i gotta defend her

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
from now on, no more anti canada or anti american post, lets just call it all north america

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
you tell them phrosty, america rules all

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
after bush's speach last night, i kinda understand how 2/3s of the world hate the US. but, you gotta give em credit, their the most patriotic country in the world. i heard that Mcdonalds restorants in the states have been changing french fries to freedom fries, because of France's opposition to war.

-JeFf
 
after bush's speach last night, i kinda understand how 2/3s of the world hate the US. but, you gotta give em credit, their the most patriotic country in the world. i heard that Mcdonalds restorants in the states have been changing french fries to freedom fries, because of France's opposition to war.

-JeFf
 
2 post hmm must be pretty important

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
alaska is better than both canada and the us so HA!

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
A truly Canadian Apology to the USA... Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

--oh and one more thing, whoever said they gave us the shitty land ....thanks america, i love it. tonnes of snow, amazing mountains, pristine lakes and an all round beautiful environment.

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You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

******************** Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D.Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th president (1890-1969)

Don't think just jump.

 
Bande de salopes! Vous comprenez pas que cet argument-la ne sert à rien! Allez tous vous faire foutre! Y'a eu cet argument la 1000 fois, n'importe quel christ de retardé mental sait que les Américains et les Canadiens sont les meme tabarnac de personnes, et les deux sont amis! Et de toute façon, les deux pays sont amis alors on s'en fou! CAliss le prochain qui dit ques les Canadiens ou les Américains sont caves je lui botte le cul tellement fort qu'il va saigner du nez.

TRANSLATION: Punk-ass bitches! Dont you understand that that argument amounts to nothing? Go fuck yourself, all of you! We had this argument a thousand times, and any retarded person knows that we are basically the same, ans were FRIENDS! so who the fuck cares?

I wont translate the last insult. And i just swore alot so yo could see french insults and swearing

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
ummm pag- im afraid i dont quite follow your post back there... you know, the one that was comprised of incoherant sentences... the one with random capitolizations everywhere? and crimson... oh dear... crimson... i posted in a thread a while back about how when i was living in canada i heard war of 1812 all the time, and some people on the site gave me some greif for it... but i think in this thread my point was proved... and why oh why did it take you canuks so long to beat us in olympic hockey? medal count anyone? come now...

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 
France blows chunks...

On another note, i dare you to find one canadian person that became world famous in CANADA, they all come to america cause they know its the bomb shit...

 
Hey, if your American or Canadian, atleast we can be united in our thanks that were not French.

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Canadianskigod's french rant was hilarious. The toned down English version makes the french even better.

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.

What do I know...I'm Drunk

 
Americans need to think. Think about the environment, the world, big business, war. THINK. don't buy into republican propaganda and the news. thats americas problem. and its a huge huge huge problem.

theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
 
well, technically, no.

techniquement, non. Mais tabarnac les baiseuses de mère de ce site ont vraiment un esti de problème a comprendre, caliss, que c'es pas un christ de problème lequel pays est le meilleur, c'est les mêmes pesonnes qui habitent! (a part les immigrants, dot plusieurs son gentils, et les criss de retatrdés mentaux dans le sud. y'ont un problème, eux, tabarnac, gros caves a marde racistes et habitants. Qu'ils aillent se faire enculer!

This may not be funny, but i'm laughing that you dont exactly understand who i'm insulting, and how (its not really the french you learn in school i spose)

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
maudite merde, les crisses de cons qui passe leur temps a niaser sur ce site ci vont jamais comprendre qu'ya pas un pays meilleur que l'autre, c'est juste qu'on est differents. C'est pas complique, tabernac, tout le monde s'entend, un peu comme d'la famille. Ya des chicanes de temps en temps, mais faut pas s'en faire....callisse c'est tu trop difficile a comprendre ca?

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.

What do I know...I'm Drunk

 
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