Americans made my phone book...

[SteveXs2]

... and made a misprint on the 'BC Road Report' number. Rather than have the number direct your call to the British Columbia road report, we get a sex line:

'Mmmm... baby, you've dialed the RIGHT number. I'm so hot and wet, mmmmm....'

God bless Proofreading.

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Get Hyped

CANADIAN!

 

[amlowenstein]

haha i hope that happens to me someday

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R.I.P. FREEZE MAGAZINE 1996-2005

'i wanted to get a candleholder but the store did not have one. so I got a cake.' - mitch hedberg

THA ILLA 603

603 STREETWEAR: february 2005

 

[trevorwoulddoit]

That's so awesome.

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 

[davidh]

god bless america (and nowhere else)

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa

 

[Melvs]

there was an ad in YM not long ago that directed girls looking for prom dresses to a hardcore porn site.

-Pat

 

[Lé.Skiing]

my dad heard about that ands was like lets just see picked up the phone it was a quiet for like 2 mins then he was like ' 75 cents a minute, eff that'

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

- the saying around here is: Go Big Or Go Home

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

hhahahahahahahhahahahha ^

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p