American express black card

.scott.

.scott.

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i see a guy at a shop in park city use this card in front of me and the chick at the register just starts drooling...like she was ready to strip for the guy the instant she saw this card. i was amused enough to look and see what the deal is about this amazing credit card, pluc i heard kanye west saying something about it in one of his tracks so i figured it must be cool. what i come to find out is their is this black american express centurion card that certain platinum cardholders get invited to hold with no spending limit, and a $2,500 annual fee. but check this, the second you whip this baby out, everyone starts bending over backwards to do whatever you want for them. i mean shutting down stores for private modelings of outfits when you want to shop, magic openings for reservations at crazy expensive restaurants and on flights, and more comps than you can imagine. i guess you get to have one if you spend over $100k a year on your platinum card. so even though i may sound like a materialistic weasel, i've got to say having one of these babies is now on my life's to do list...even though it'll almost definitely not happen. anyways, it effing late and i'm bored so i felt like saying that.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
you're making one of your life's goals to have people bend over backward for you because you have a little black piece of plastic? wouldn't it be better to get that treatment because people like you, or because you're attractive or something?

 
my friend has one in HIS name!

(tom)
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Im not to up to date on the working of credit cards, but the people with these cards still have to pay back the money that they spend, right? its not just this $2500 anual fee? or is the anual fee instead of intrest? im just searching for clarification because i am unclear what you meant by this anual fee...

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so is it just the same as a regular one basicly expect you get to show off how rich you are whenever you buy something?

 
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No, If i didnt have to ask id already know and understand, but by asking im trying to know and understand. Its what questions are for. They help you expand your knowalge base. Because i ask a question to my mythology proffessor about my essay doesnt mean that Mythology and essays are not for me. My question was not stupid or useless. If it is the same as a normal credit card, just without a limit and with a 2500 dollar anual fee, then i dont understand the point of the card at all. Im sorry if my stupidity and ignorance is too much for you to handel, you can just ignor me if you want to.

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please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
ha dude my friend ryan has one, its sweet. they come in like a wooden box and like the fisrt year you have it the max is a million dollars. and you have a 24 hour conc. service, and you get first class on every flight.

its sweet, and like you have to be invited to have one and they only gave out so many of them.

and i know an 18 year old kid with one haha

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
there is not a million dollar limit on a black card, there isn't a limit on any american express card period. you have to be selected for a black card, and spend MORE than a million dollars a year to get one. so no, your friend does not have one.

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Jessica Simpson and P Diddy both have one. Some useless trivia for the day.

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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
why doesn't it surprise me that skibrdingbitch knows someone with one. What does surprise me is that she's not on here bragging that she has one.

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whats more surprising is that ATLANTASKI isn't on here bragging about the 8 blackcards his parents have

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
bc they dont..............

Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning
next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
 
I think you actually have to spend over 150k.

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it pisses me off when people are THAT rich.

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CIBC will give you a black debit card with special banking privileges attached to it if you open a bank account with a certain high amount of money.

Basically, if it has to do with finances, there's a special division for the super rich. Not because they're better than you, but simply because they do spend a shitload more than most.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
cuz theres people working there fuckin asses off all day and all night to make ends meet, and then theres people walking around flashing there million dollar credit card. i just dont think theres enough distribution of income in the world.

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when they use that credit card the money goes somewhere, and aren't some rich people hard working.

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
 
i didnt say rich people arent hard working. i was saying that some hard working people shouldnt be making 10 million a year while other hard working people are making $30,000 a year

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or instead of carrying around a piece of plastic, i would just carry bricks of 100 dollar bills around

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YEa they are select and u got to be dirt rich but more of them exist than u think. I have seen one. When we went to Florida my friends dad gave him it for us to use. But personally i love the look of a shitload of cash more than 1 little card. I would rather roll with a suitcase of cash handcuffed to my wrist now thats pimp!

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yea actually there is a limit on it at first then there is no limit, i know cause my friend ryan brennan has one, but hes also worth over 10 million dollars, so it doesn't really matter.

i don't have one, nor will i prolly ever

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
^but you did show your tits to the newschoolers community.

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The deal with the black card is that to even be eligable to recieve one you have to spend at least 100 grand a year and even then you still have to be personally invited by American Express' president to recieve one. They have absolutly no spending limit, free concierge service anytime anywhere along with many other perks. But yes the black card is also a symbol of power. You, my friend, are one lucky basterd to even see one in person.

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my friend was telling me about how you can close down departments stores with it too its funny, like if you have the card you can ask for the store to be closed so you can shop

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
It's unfortunate that AMEX is the least accepted credit card.

Doesn't matter how rich you are when they say ''Can't you read the sign?!?''

VISA represent... hehe

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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I'm sure they have more then one credit card

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'Soberity is not an option.'

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lol

Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning
next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
 
Yeah but then you'd have to shop with the needy folk.

They don't deserve to be in a black card holder's presence.

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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not at the stores black card members would be shopping at anyways, so its not a big deal, and what place that any affluent customer would want to shop at doesnt take AMEX??

Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning
next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
 
yeah I saw a thing about that card in some Vh1 "youll always be poore unlike these guys so droole as we show you how the people who arnt you are living" special. they showed how rappers have it and its only for crazy spenders like people who spend $10,000 daily. an invite only thing.

personally I wouldnt spend that much money in stores even if I had the money.

 
That is the best when these rich fucks whip it out and then the clerk says "we don't take american express"

The 2500 annual is for concierge, information, limo service, travel agent ect.

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wow this started quite a stir...i didn't think more than like two people would reply to this one. and whoever was trying to bash on me earlier about my priorities and being materialistic, i think if you actually read what i said, you might notice that the tone of my post was completely different than what you have assumed.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
More than you'd expect... a lot of retailers don't want to pay the ridiculous fees that AMEX demands.

Whatever, I really don't care, and I likely will never have to.

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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i believe paris hilton has one too...im going to marry her later in life

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i have a visa buxx card. its sweet. i get ten dollars a week on it for allowance

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"oh my god is that a black card? i turned around and replied why yes, but i prefer the term african american express"

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

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thats an interesting goal to have but hey we all have to shoot for somethin

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yes that's the line from the kanye song. haha. good job.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
atlanta we all know that you have the American Express Black Card....personally I have the Cadian Ebony Express Card

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i said it was on my to do list, and that list is pretty long, so calm down

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
 
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