America Rulez

HEY, at least our country has the decency to weed out all the fat cheerleaders before they get televised, and if they did get televised the person responsible was punished

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
i don't even think the majority of canadian high schools bother having a weak ass sport like that

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
give me a break bigskia, cheerleading is way more hardcore than curling will ever be so go fuck yourself.

fuk that
 
yea, ur just mad cause u dont get to rail em like us americans

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
well they do fuck bears.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
We play hockey!

and we fuckin beat the US at the last Oplimpic games

and yeha we are skiing

PAG
 
Vinne Dorian, Mike Douglas, JF Cusson, Shane Szocs, Pierre-yves leblanc, Les trois philipes, Philou Poirier, Rex Thomas, JP Auclair, Dana Flahr, David Chrichton, Scott Hibbert, Nicky Adams, Mark Abma, Chris Turpin, Brendan Buchar, Sarah Burke, Marc-andre Belliveau, ryan Oakden, Hugo Harrison, that leaf guy, and iannick B to name a few, are canadian. So canada isnt so bad.

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
and everyone of those ppl suck so u lose

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
oh yeah, i forgot, johnny mossely is american

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
as is John Walker (taliban guy)

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
john walker defected, beeeeeyotch

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
ok, somebody said that they didnt know why canadians thought bush was a dick. Well this is why: he taxed our wood, te little biatch, because he says 'its not fair' that we have so many trees.

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
he taxed your wood, that SOB, haha, we never hear about that in the US, we have real news, biased and sick news, but real news

 
i think america sux. look at our goverment. its fuckin bullshit in a can

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
Its illegal in some Sates to teach genetics. So you think you live in a country that practices freedom of speech? And you have to pay for your healthcare and to get a decent tertiary education. You have sod all in the way of good public transport and if you are 'poor' you are completely shafted and that's just for starters. Most of you think its the greatest on the pretext of not having experienced much in the way of other cultures. America has many good aspects but you shouldn't claim it to be the greatest without being able to have a balanced opinion first.

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
Oh, and why in God's name do you let a moron like George W. Bush directly influence your lives?

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
just a side note about God and evolution. it has no relevance to the topic but it's funny. when i bought my CD player it said the warranty didn't cover abuse, maltreatment or ACTS OF GOD. direct quote.

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
1.Smarties

2.Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp

3.The size of our footballs fields and one less down.

4.Baseball is Canadian

5.Lacrosse is Canadian

6.Hockey is Canadian

7.Basketball is Canadian

8.Apple pie is Canadian

9.Mr. Dress-up vs. Mr. Rogers

10Tim Horton's vs. Dunkin' Donuts

11.In the war of 1812, which was started by Americans, Canadians pushed the Americans WAY back ... past the White House. Then we burned it ... and most of Washington. All of this was done under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... go figure!

12.Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13.We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14.Our civil war was only a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15.The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept-in and missed the whole thing ... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16.We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17.The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company

18.The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown American in under 3 minutes.

19.We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20.We don't marry our kin-folk.

21.Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, Colonel Harland Saunders abandoned the USA and came North to retire in Canada (Mississauga, Ontario).

22.We may say 'eh' a lot but we know how to pronounce ROOF!!!

23.We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

24.We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

25.BUT MOST IMPORTANT! ... The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
lol, i ot a subscirption to skier, the best ski mag there is.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
what i posted doesn't have to do w/ skier

it's from humor.com

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
 
i stoped readin the list a soon as i saw the war of 1812 nonsense. as i recall there were about two battles in which the 'canadiens'(british) were susessfull in defending their territory. sure the capitol burned yada yada yada, but what occured on every other front in the war? well, lets just say that im not british, and canada didnt exist at the time. i lived in canada for a few years, and when people foud out i was american, they would love to say 'canada won the war of 1812 ya know' and i would think to my self, 'okay, great.' or they would say 'canadiens burned the whitehouse!' ummm... okay... so eventually i would have to either change the subject, or say somthing that im sure all canadiens will recognise as a 'typical ignorant american thing to say', wanna try it again? they would then usually go on to continue talking about the canucks, and that would be that...

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 
um, u kinda just made ureself into a fool, with that british thing. The word, Canadien is french, and the english speaking canadians and the french speaking canadiens fought side by side, burining down the capitol which was philedelphia, or somethin like that. They had a huge ass army, the us, but that didnt stop em, because the french and british had a fuckload more of experience, fighting each other.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
My penis is currently in between my legs, located in my pants... in canada. Feel free to suck it at any time... CANADA RULES. and john walker is a scotch company bitch.

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I'm Scared
 
Also, you fucking ignorant bastard... yeah i bet we all go around gloating about the british defeat of the americans in 1812 (you shouldnt have made them angry with the revolution though :P) if every canadian taht you told you were american said that... you must have been pretty far up a tree... what i said above still goes.... if you want.

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I'm Scared
 
i'm afraid i lost track of what ure talkn about blindblinds.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
wow how is basketball candian, and how is base ball canadian, are you retarded both of those sports were invented by americans so shut the hell up

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
actually, no they were canadian. So is apple pie as i just found out.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
Another ignorant fuckass american. Actually, basketball and baseball were invented by canadians. Basketball was however created in AMERICA, but not by an american. do some research fuckass. petek, i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the other asshole. Honestly, how ignorant can you be? you can be proud of your country, but you cant change history bud.

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I'm Scared
 
like i said before... if we can blow the fuck out of you and make you cry... does it matter if you really have trees?

Freestyla11

19 posts

Beginner

2003-02-22 19:25:39

u guys are so fuckin gay

Scotch

110 posts

Pro

2003-02-22 19:29:18

says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth

 
Yo SU pilot, i bet if we met we'd get along, but yeah whatever hate me if you want, its cool, i know im a loser.

these this american dude over here now with 'the last samurai' he's cool as, but he expects a bit much sometimes, but meh, hes cool so im not saying at this stage that i hate you, sorry.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
i was just reading blind blinds post, and i was reminded of a question i have... is the word 'ignorant' taught to all young canadiens in elementry school? the reason i ask is that almost without fail, whenever there is a post on here from an american that may be contrary to a canadiens point of view, you can bet your bottom dollar that the word 'ignorant' will be one of the first to roll off the tounge in their retort to whatever had been said. if i had a dollar for every time i have read that word from a canadien on here id never have to work again...i really think that we should work together to expand the vocabulary of the average canadien beyond the common vernacular and the word ignorant...that would be great! thanks... and i was always under the impression that canada was an indian word, or as you might say, a 'first nations peoples' word... and obviously it wasnt every canadien that would bring up the war of 1812, but it happened more than i would have thought, thats all i ment...and by my british comment, i just ment that that was who the americans were fighting primarily... no disrespect to the french canadiens... im sure they delighted in burning the whitehouse too...

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 
yeah I'd have to put burning down the White House as Canada's best achievement. Bet you never hear of that in your history classes in the US!!! You do in Canada!

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'If you arent mad enough to bareknuckle box, then you arent mad.'

-Red Forman

 
our best achievement, i woulda thought that would be kicking the states asses in hockey? no? hmmmm... vocabulary eh? hows fuck you?

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared
 
Ignorant comes up alot because most americans are...but hey, ignorance is bliss

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
canadianguys.jpg'


Taste Death. Live Life.
 
how do you figure? i have a vocabulary, but what am i suppossed to say? hey Supilot, i know the guy in the middle, hes from chicago. HA.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared
 
Canada or America, just be thankful each day that you wern't born in Africa or Meixco or some turd world shit hole like that.

 
blind, i thought that guy in the middle was you? and, there is a REASON 'ignorant' and 'prick' are used a lot by canadians in these forums (it's mostly because SUpilot is posting stupid pictures of saddam hussain or something). The word canadian is NOT a native american word. The word Canada means the village, and was misinterpreted as meaning the whole country. You know what, I'd like to see the US try and smack canada to the floor and get away with it. SUpilot (i'm only picking on you because i remeber your stupidity from before) and the rest of you losers are pretty much the only peeps on the planet who hate canada. go to england, australia, germany, the netherlands, mexico, brazil, france, spain, or anywhere else and if you mention 'canada' you will be treated like a king.

 
i just realized this, how many other countries play football? Only the us and canada

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
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