America Rulez
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seward
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well heres how she goes
for the purpose of this argument the word you will refer to the united states in general.
this response is not intended to point fingers at anyone nor create or embrace anything that is stereotypical. i just want to point out what i feel is blatently obvious.
your president is the dumbest fuck of a fuck that ever fucked. if you want a fucking novel of why hes a dumb ass ill give it to ya, but i think i just proved my point. i mean seriously what kinda idiot want to declair war on a country that is innocent in whatever it is that they supposedly did to the states. i mean dont get me wrong i feel terrible for those effected by september 11th, but is the kepy to sovling this 'problem' to go bomb the fuck out of a country that is not housing so called weapons of mass destruction, nor a threat at all to you.
and secound, i dont have a problem with americans at all, but they seem to have this huge problem with me cause im canadian.
what the fuck is with that?
you guys think cause your bigger that you run shit, but fact is its not true. you only exist because of what other countries did to get you where you are, and im not being hypocritical cause without england, canada would never be what it is.
and your point about you having more money than anyone furthers the point that you must be retarded. cause i hate to break it to you, but you are not the richest nation by any means, nor is canada. infact both canada and america are in dept, hence the concept of taxes fuckface.
third, you seem to think that the american way is the right way. for example i was enjoying my ski vacation with my brother in tremblant last march when a bunch of hot shot yanks sit down to down a few. so they stumble out of the bar stools and go to pay the bill, about $70 can. the guy hand the bartender $150 and says here that has to be about 70 dollars eh? now im not being stereotypical at all, but we dont say eh after every sentence, and any fool that blows $150 just to be a hot shot and try and show up a room full of canucks has gotta be a fucking moron. so anywho, the tender takes the cash, smiles politely says thank you sir, waits for tha man and his friends to leave the room, and says you dumb fuck and buys us all a round.
and one other thing, when visiting the states on a recent ski trip i was told that i speak very fluent american.
well again i hate to break it to you, but american is not a language, in fact american isnt even a country, nor is a continent. You are the united states of America, you are on the lower spectrum of north america, and you speak english, not american.
point is that all countries depend on one another for something. if all countries were just to cut off the states, you would then become the least powerfull country by far, so stop your fucking 'were the best', because it is us aka the rest of the world that is holding you where you are.
hope that clears it up a little.
ps you dont have all the greatest entertainers in the world either. half of who you think is american or resides in the states is actually canadian, or of other nationality but seek occupations in the states for it is the only country that thinks sending people to a fucking island every week with only a dildo to hit people with is entertaining.
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for the purpose of this argument the word you will refer to the united states in general.
this response is not intended to point fingers at anyone nor create or embrace anything that is stereotypical. i just want to point out what i feel is blatently obvious.
your president is the dumbest fuck of a fuck that ever fucked. if you want a fucking novel of why hes a dumb ass ill give it to ya, but i think i just proved my point. i mean seriously what kinda idiot want to declair war on a country that is innocent in whatever it is that they supposedly did to the states. i mean dont get me wrong i feel terrible for those effected by september 11th, but is the kepy to sovling this 'problem' to go bomb the fuck out of a country that is not housing so called weapons of mass destruction, nor a threat at all to you.
and secound, i dont have a problem with americans at all, but they seem to have this huge problem with me cause im canadian.
what the fuck is with that?
you guys think cause your bigger that you run shit, but fact is its not true. you only exist because of what other countries did to get you where you are, and im not being hypocritical cause without england, canada would never be what it is.
and your point about you having more money than anyone furthers the point that you must be retarded. cause i hate to break it to you, but you are not the richest nation by any means, nor is canada. infact both canada and america are in dept, hence the concept of taxes fuckface.
third, you seem to think that the american way is the right way. for example i was enjoying my ski vacation with my brother in tremblant last march when a bunch of hot shot yanks sit down to down a few. so they stumble out of the bar stools and go to pay the bill, about $70 can. the guy hand the bartender $150 and says here that has to be about 70 dollars eh? now im not being stereotypical at all, but we dont say eh after every sentence, and any fool that blows $150 just to be a hot shot and try and show up a room full of canucks has gotta be a fucking moron. so anywho, the tender takes the cash, smiles politely says thank you sir, waits for tha man and his friends to leave the room, and says you dumb fuck and buys us all a round.
and one other thing, when visiting the states on a recent ski trip i was told that i speak very fluent american.
well again i hate to break it to you, but american is not a language, in fact american isnt even a country, nor is a continent. You are the united states of America, you are on the lower spectrum of north america, and you speak english, not american.
point is that all countries depend on one another for something. if all countries were just to cut off the states, you would then become the least powerfull country by far, so stop your fucking 'were the best', because it is us aka the rest of the world that is holding you where you are.
hope that clears it up a little.
ps you dont have all the greatest entertainers in the world either. half of who you think is american or resides in the states is actually canadian, or of other nationality but seek occupations in the states for it is the only country that thinks sending people to a fucking island every week with only a dildo to hit people with is entertaining.
I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
well i read the whole thing, and there were a few good points. but countries don't have taxes because they are in debt. they have taxes because there is shit to pay for. And it's not that we don't like you because you are canadian, we just don't like the idea of canada.
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jarossamdb7
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I have to say I agree with just about everything bigskia has said on this topic...
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jarossamdb7
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dude there is a fuckload of fucking hicks (atleast around Denver) I live just northe of denver-Ft. Collins it sucks because there are so amny hicks
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lineskier10
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Phrosty is right, and lagwagon your a retard little anarchist that needs to be shut up, Canada sucks compared to America, all they have on ESPN is curling, which is possibly the most retarded sport ever, thats all the reason i need to prove that Canada sucks
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bigskia
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wow phrosty. you act like everyone else is a dipshit and yet the only support you have given for this page is that people need to lighten up and some talk about taxes that did little to strenghten your arguement. nice job and jizack and basic you guys proved absolutely nothing from your numerous posts of pure bullshit
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
wilkesyachtingco
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curling is really a scottish sport... but that doesnt make it right...
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bigskia
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it sounds like me that jizack is jealous of not being canadian. being american and being canadian aren't different at all. i've lived in both countries and people are the exact same both places. i like america but i don't like dumbasses who say it's the best opinion and then don't back it up w/ any reasonable support. i would still argue if some canadian started this thread about canada being the best country
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
bigskia
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i meant country insted of opinion in my post above
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
CanadianSkiGod
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damn... mommy is canadian. Thats humiliating. Anyway, i will finish this argument once and for all. Its not what i ould like to say, but its true. Canada would maybe be richer than the U.S, but half f or cuntry his frozen up, and we only have 30 000 000 people, whereas america is densly populated at 300 000 000 (more or less).
Consequently, you get so much more out of taxes and income, so you get mch more money than us. Thus, America is better in terms of military, healthcare, and general money, and it been that wy for a long time. So America's govemrment is BETTER. GOVERMENT. (except bush is a dick) not people. In fact, the people are the same. language, and other things. Except Canadians have a slight better reputation in terms o being open.
Only thing, America's goverment tries to get their hands on everything, this is why Armerica has a bad reputation. Not because of the people (excep a few dicks of course. ther has to be a few out of 300 milion) THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. NO COUNTRY IS BETTER over all
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Consequently, you get so much more out of taxes and income, so you get mch more money than us. Thus, America is better in terms of military, healthcare, and general money, and it been that wy for a long time. So America's govemrment is BETTER. GOVERMENT. (except bush is a dick) not people. In fact, the people are the same. language, and other things. Except Canadians have a slight better reputation in terms o being open.
Only thing, America's goverment tries to get their hands on everything, this is why Armerica has a bad reputation. Not because of the people (excep a few dicks of course. ther has to be a few out of 300 milion) THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. NO COUNTRY IS BETTER over all
My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Yeah, you'll be proud to be american when korea takes out your western coast, and the wind takes the nuclear residue and infects another half of your nation. but yeah... your right... america rocks.
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bigskia
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and different colors for margerine and butter. sweet
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
bigskia
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no arguing with the mounty comment. and to the person who was talking about curling on t.v that isn't much worse than cheerleading and bowling.
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Anson
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SUpilot knows how long Bush's dick is don't you SUpolit? Aww crap, sorry.. you asked WHY he was a dick! OH! He's a dick because he is willing to send soldiers into combat, no, he ITCHING to send soldiers into combat, where they will kill civilians and whatnot and he never even when to Vietnam. Correct? He's never been to war, cuz his daddy payed off the officials. Did ja know that American oil companies have already started deviding up Iraq? Did ja know that the US has already drafted up the plan about what they were going to do when they were finished with Iraq? Do you know what they are going to do? Kick out a militant dictator, and place an American dictator in his place! So much for free Iraqi elections! They are gonna do a better job with this war then they did with Afghanistan er however the fuck u spell it.
jizack
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bowling is sicker than curling anyday of the week, people don't go out curling on a weekday adn throw down money on it and get hammered, therefore canadians are gay, adn they say stupid shit like hoser adn eh all the fuckin time, face it your guys money is worth half as much as ours you guys have homo cops(rcmp) there is nothing royal about them other than they are a pain in the ass, you flood our herb market with shit herb, god damn bc, you curl and you are whiny little pussy bitches. and bigskia is a fucking lush.
fuk that
fuk that
bigskia
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i definetly agree curling is gay. but don't judge a country by the sports they show on t.v. that would be like saying all americans are superficial, pussies that consider cheerleading a sport just because it's on espn.
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator