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S.M.G

S.M.G

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I got an amazon gift card for christmas and I'm not quite sure what to do with it. I wanna get one of these fisheye lens clips for my iPhone...other than that, does anyone know of any cool shit on amazon? what should I get? no dildos.
 
i honestly rather get a dildo fucking than a fish eye lens attachment for an iphone
 
I'll make sure it's on vibrate

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serious questions, what is the need for an ejaculating dildo? what if it finishes first? What if it falls asleep right after? then what? ALL YOU MEN ARE THE SAME
 
apart from the jizz acting as a coolant for you, if it didn't know when to stop you'd be left as a bloody pulpy mush after each session

or is that what you're going for? i'm sure the second item i posted would do the trick for you in that case
 
Get a piece of rubber art in a phallic form that represents the struggle of women and the sudden burst of enjoyment reached once women realized they could jack themselves off.
 
Well, there are very useful fake penis's that aren't exactly dildos but are made for cheating drug tests and putting clean piss in.

Not that I would ever cheat on a drug test mind you.
 
BTW I too have a dilemma of what to purchase with an amazon gift card OP. I will also be leaving home and driving across the country shortly and since I live in hotels in the winter and don't like ordering stuff to a hotel, I might be waiting until April or so to use it.
 
one more reason i love the gift cards. im getting back into n64 so im gonna start getting more games already got ocarina of time, tony hawk pro skater 2 and 3 and others for less than $20
 
The one review is fucking lolz:

"Simply terrible. First of all, it only comes in white. -10 points for realism. Then, Mr. Thick claims that you can fill the penis with any liquid you choose. WRONG. The mercury I used got stuck in the urethra. Unbelievable. My grandpa has seen some dick in his day, and he is also thoroughly disappointed."
 
I've been waiting to post my rant about amazon and I'm going to now.

So anyone notice those stupid fucking amazon commercial trying to bash the iPad? and how fucking stupid it looks? First of all, no one uses their iPad in broadfucking daylight, no one gives a fuck that the Kindle can do that, why are they fucking trying to compare the iPad to the Kindle considering Kindle is to reading as a iPad is to entertainment. Apple doesn't need to make childish commercials back simply because Apple > Amazon for so many fucking reasons, same with microsoft, trying to compare a device with 2 times more screen display is fucking retarded, yes, it is smaller there fore it probably should be lighter, who gives a fuck. IN the outside commercial it's also obvious that the iPad's screen brightness is on the lowest whilst the kindle water is on the highest setting. fuck you amazon

tl;dr fuck you Amazon
 
companies like nokia are fucking retarded, really? Apple copied you with the 5c because of color?

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apple was doing color before colored polys even became popular.

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Dont go after apple regarding their products, chances are they are doing it better then you and have a much much more loyal costumer fan base.

but I also got an amazon gift card for christmas... aw yis.
 
I don't see how that's necessary unless the officer is looking up your snatch as you piss. You'd probably only need a hose and bag.
 
and the funny thing is, all these companies are only bashing Apple, goes to show how much of a shit company theirs is.

the media people hired by these companies should be fired on the spot and replaced with professionals that don't act like 5th graders by insulting each other
 
I think the most interesting part is that they a pursuing a company that is basically in its own sector, why go after apple when the android operating system is much easier to sway
 
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