Am I....retarded?

SteezePatrol

SteezePatrol

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what are you gonna dream about

i know what im dreaming about

the creepiest thing that happened to me this morning

I was having this dream that i was a rescuer helicpoter guy, and i was looking down at this guy and he was on the deck of soome massive boat and everyone else was being evacuated because it was sinking...

anyway this dude is just chilling and he wont budge, and im like SCREAMING at him to get off the boat he's gonna get sucked under....then i woke up because i hear molson (doggy) barking outside my window, i go and open blinds and see that he is staring up at my window barking and when i open it he's all OMG cocks his head to the side like wtf is going on

and i had a hoarse throat so i think i was screaming in my sleep

yea i should ask ns and see what the md's have to say about my dream
 
your not retarded, but thats a fucked up dream.

although we all experience it everynow and then.

screaming in your sleep is fucked thuogh. It's so wierd when your dad or mom wakes you up, saying that they're waking you up becuase you were screaming.
 
yea enver had my parents wake me up ebcause i was screaming before...which makes me wonder if i really was screaming or not
 
i have this friend that had those for a short while, he was having nightmare where he kept seeing his friend die over and over
 
I have CRAZY dreams. I hallucinate all of the time. The first time it happened there was a lobster on my lap when I woke up in the night. The lobster jumped off of me and crawled under my couch. After moving the couches in the livingroom I realised I was tripping. Then there were these octopuss monsters all around with their tentacles all around them so they looked like spiky balls. This encounter made me run through the house screaming my balls off.

I have several other, less intense ones but they are wierd as hell. Now though, I can catch myself and realise it is not real and tell myself to calm down.
 
noo, lucid dreaming is where youhave control of your dream, hallucinations, if youve ever had them are the scariest thing one can experience, ive had multiple encounters with people hallucinations. sooooo scary
 
haha i thought your story said that you woke up and saw that your dog had cocks on it's head. but no, everyone has wack dreams
 
youre not a retard man, everyone has some wierd dreams sometimes, and about your dog, idk. but he has a sick name
 
I had a dream last night that there was this big convention and the Jackass crew was there and everyone had a spare change of clothes. So me and this group chased Knocksville around and he kept taunting us by saying Hi Im Johnny Knocksville. anways slowley our spare clothes dissappered in our hands and we were like WTF? and then I went home with my friend in a swivel chair and a balloon animal
 
thats what i thought he was saying. like, once you realize you are dreaming, most of the time you can then take control of it.
 
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