Am I an asshole?

Melvs

Melvs

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Here are 3 recent e-mails...I feel kinda bad, but I cannot stop laughing. am I an asshole?



RYAN BURT

to me

5:56 pm

Dear Patrick,

I have been trying to contact you to respond to your inquiry about our online degrees.

Recently you received a voice message and/or an email from me. I have not heard from you as of yet.

I am following through on my commitment in assisting you with the pursuit of your educational goals. I am here to provide you with the appropriate information specific to your needs. Please contact me so we can discuss your options with the University of Phoenix Online. I know that achieving your education is a goal that you want to attain. Take a moment to reflect on the initial reason you inquired to the University of Phoenix Online. What, specifically, will this degree do for you? If you know you need this degree to get what you want, why wait any longer?

Currently, I am accepting applications for our next semester. You may download an application form, or simply pick up the phone and call me. Courses begin soon, and you still have time to enroll. However, please contact me soon, as class sizes are limited and deadlines are fast approaching.

RYAN XXXX

Enrollment Counselor

University of Phoenix - WIU Online

Business: (800)366-xxxx

ryanxxxxx@phoenix.edu





Patrick Melvin

to RYAN

5:58 pm

Ryan,

If you e-mail me again, I will have my lawyer sue you. Do not write to me ever again, except to apoligize.

Sincerily,

Pat



Ryan Burt

to me

6:04 pm

Pat, I'm sorry, I'm not sure for what but I'm sorry. I will update my files to say you are no longer interested.

THANK YOU

Have a great day

-Pat

www.wbpfilms.com

EST.

382

 
that confused me so much, so now i feel dumb...so yes you are an asshole because you made me feel dumb

 
take it easy pat, taker er down a notch

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
Yes and No. I have received a couple e-mails from Phoenix Online, if I was interested I would have contacted them back, but since they don't understand that sometimes, they like to keep on sending you those e-mails over and over.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
Haha no i dont think so. They should have stopped after you never responded.

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
no, don't worry i'm much worse. when i get annoyed i don't threaten lawsuits, i threaten very graphic possibilities of death.

-Lauren

THE LAB.
 
haha u should have been like

Dear RYAN

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCH ASS UNIVETSITY

peace, pat

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
that's pretty funny. I don't think you are an asshole

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
thats hilarious

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
hahaha. If I wrote back to every spam e-mail I ever received I'd never leave the house .

--

I'm too lazy to come up with a new signature so now it's this.
 
"THANK YOU

Have a great day"

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
hahahhaha thats an amazing idea, nah hes the friggin arse whose pissing you off give him HELL

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
you shouldnt have inquired about getting an online degree melvs

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
no, the univeristy of phoenix sucks, and im tired of them spamming my email

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
No man, Your not an asshole. That ryan dude is an asshole for telling you to have a nice day. fucking smug a-hole. thinks he is all better than you.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
no ur not an asshole

Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian

I guess u can call me Julian
 
Holy I feel bad for that Ryan guy, just imagine how many e-mails he gets back a day that are like, fuck you, I am going to come to your house and shit on you...he's prolly a nice guy!!! Actually, fuck him.

-Matt Hollman

Get Down - Enhanced Media

Teaser - http://www.sasfilms.com/video/7088-movie.
wmv
 
Tell him U of Phoenix is a rip-off. I was a telemarketer for 3 days several years ago. They're used to it and generally quit after you realize you annoy every person you call. Get another minimum wage job.

 
its fun to do shit to them. not really yell at them but if its at&t be like uhh i dont have a phone

_______________________________________

i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-

 
You didn't get accepted to their online classes, did you Robbie? Don't be jealous that I have a prestigeous college chasing after me in any way they can.

-Pat

www.wbpfilms.com

EST.

382

 
hahaha go to a real college

you and asshole

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I'll just leave it at the fact that I was joking and Rob goes to one of the best colleges in the country/world. Just for the record...

-Pat

www.wbpfilms.com

EST.

382

 
thats hillarious. I dont think your an asshole though. the asshole thing to do would have been to lead him on think you were interested and then send him that email. wasting his time and everything.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
Those fuckers at the University of Pheonix are relentless. I swear they called me like every day for a whole week, usually at some ridiculous time like 7 in the morning too. So no Pat, I don't think you are an asshole.

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nope i get so much junk mail from colleges its a pain...its a good way to take out your anger

"I ride fat twins"
 
the most fun if they call them is to act like you know the guy... or tell him you dont have a phone

-hendrik

________________________________
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Just ski.
 
After like half a week of phone calls I fianlyl was just liek screw off I am in no way interested. Now instead of them calling me it's the Navy, fucking telemarketing types.

Get a free Ipod Photo here -- http://www.freephotoiPods.com/?r=13562499
 
nah ur not an asshole, those people dont have feelings, seeing it is probably a computer

no me gusta acls
 
hahaha thats great, nah your not an asshole.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
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