Am I an alchoholic?

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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ok well i have had some people tell me that i'm an alchoholic becasue i started drinking last tusedayand its now wednesday and well i just baught more beer and i have had atleast one beer a night, and on canada day weekend i was drunk the whole time, liek i'd wake up crack a beer, and i just baught another 6 pack of tall boy's and i'm gonna drink some of it at workthen some after work... so does theis mean i['m an alchoholic? liek i can stop any time i want to, bt i just choose not to.. well not yet i wanna see how long i can go for...
 
You my friend, are stupid. You are not an alcoholic. If you drink one beer at a time, you are a pussy, not an alcoholic. So the real matter at hand is...are you a pussy? and after careful examination i have come to the conclusion that yes, you are a pussy.
 
i think it was only liek when i had no money ofr more beer, and i only had one left.. so i baught a 6 pac the next day cause it was payday... and no i am not a pussy cause i was liek smashed all canada day weekend... it was like constantly drinking i never had any water beer was my water... and vodka... and rum and yah the list goes on
 
well people are just liek your an alchoholic... and all this and i'm like i am not, then drink the rest of my beer... and i told my boss that at bluenotes and they were like wow your a real winner and i was liek what a guy cant liek the taste of beer.. its like my pop(for you people in the US thats "soda") except its acctuiolly good for you.. where as pop(soda) will eat the shit out of your stomach.
 
glad you noticed... and i'm not admiting to nothign.. so fuck that.. haha and ya it's funny when i made a thread saying woo 4,000 posts and some guy was like wow i've never heard of you before... haha it was great, and yah i'm no alchoholic till drinking starts conflicting with work and i get firered for drinking on the job which i dont think will happen becasue i have done it lots before and no one seems to care
 
I think you're not too bad... i however realized that i am an alcoholic :( My parents told me it was in my genes . i guess lately I've just lived up to it. $2000 in the past month on booze. i gotta chill
 
dude! epic drinking fur sure bra! wow wow and wow like your so cool for drinking and telling newschoolers bout how you drink so much! fucking epic braaaaaaaa

your not a alchoholic, your a homosexual
 
you should definately try to keep it up for a couple years.....go for the record. longest drunk streak. when you froget what day you're on, you're an alcoholic.
 
no your not a alchoholic, your just a collage student. I do like the idea about going for the logest drunk streak tho
 
when you are an alcoholic you put your need to drink above your need to eat and you spend all your money on booze and then when you run out of money you steal it and then get arrested and got to jail for petty theft and then shake all day because they dont let you drink in there
 
no your not an alcy, you haven't even drank that much. being an alchy menas drinking and getting drunk everynight for a long time or liek eveyr second night for a long time, liek at leats a month +
 
" liek i can stop any time i want to, bt i just choose not to.. " haha then just TRY to stop. and you cant.
 
but not for the liver. and don't think that your liver isn't important. there are more diseases caused by a damaged liver than there are for a damaged heart.

that being said, your body is pretty resiliant. it can take some abuse for a few years. just don't continue drinking like a fish all your life. then you'll be screwed.
 
can't believe no one has said it yet- but from one boozer to another- you're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings.

so no meetings you can avoid that label that drives away employers, hot girls and everything else you want in life. keep boozin, just find a good team to booze with.
 
if your an alcholic idk what that makes me. Ive chilled out now but at the end of the semester i averaged just under 3 5th size bottles of jameson whiskey per weekend
 
if u ask me it sounds oretty noobish

but who am i to say that

ive never woken up and started drinkin
 
looks like i know a lot of alcoholics... i think that ur statement needs the word 'alone' added onto it.
 
dude wow your so cool for useing the word "bra" and "epic" and trying to sound liek your cool i just asked a fucking question i dont need a newb liek you to fucking tell me shit... you cunt bag
 
No, you are not an alcoholic. You started drinking last week. You are no where even remotley close to alcoholism. It takes a long time of heavy drinking to become an alcoholic.
 
k sweet... that leaves me off the list.. to celebrate lets all drink till we cannot stand and are all falling down.... to the strip bar!... dun nu nu nu nu nu nuna STRIP CLUB!.. haha
 
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