Am I a Time Traveler?

Bart.Man

Bart.Man

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So here's the story.

Last night I started cleaning out my wallet a little bit getting rid of old receipts, cards, you know, the regular.

I come across a folded receipt and am intrigued by this for some reason unknown to me and I unfold it. Upon examining it, it is a receipt from one "Fleet Wash" in Grimes, Iowa. But here's where it gets weird.

I have owned this wallet for a maximum of 2 years, probably less. I was born in 1993, and have been to Iowa once about 2 years ago, and that was just driving through at that, no car wash was purchased. Here's the kicker: this car wash was purchased on January 30, 1998 at 1:18 am.

I called the number on the receipt and it took me to the directory of some company named Ryko Solutions. I Googled the address and it took me to a building called Des Moines Imports.

Is this evidence of me having time traveled? Am I the victim of an extremely well executed/obscure prank? Will I never know? Probably not.

This is a mystery as to how it got in to my wallet. Does anyone out there in Iowa (particularly Grimes region) have any idea if this place exists?

I will try to get to the bottom of this, but it doesn't look hopeful. Any insight, NS?
 
thread made me think of this

“I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed”
 
You're too high....

Well i was hoping that would work here...but it doesn't. Idk man maybe you the second coming of wigger jesus
 
Here you go. At the bottom where the date is the scan cut off "FRI 1/... "then the rest "30/1998" is there.



 
I guess you'll find out one day? But the thing is, if youre a time traveller, it appears as though you don't get to go back to your time, because if you did you would have posted it here.

Wait no, it means if you are a time traveller you DO go back to your time.

.. I think.

So bump this thread in a few years when you return to your time
 
I would have been 5 years old, far to young to have been there as I have only ever been through Iowa once 2 years ago. Additionally I have not owned this wallet for over 2 years. Also, the reasonably well preserved condition of a receipt from 1998 is odd.
 
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sounds trippy, i heard some article or something talking about some kid who went to take the trash out and apparently was just laying on the ground for 30 minutes and he said he traveled back in time, i think lake of the ozarks is where it happened if you wanna look at it
 
whenever i have a tiny bit of trash...i usually just put it somewhere...sometimes i just put it in other peoples shit to fuck with them, wallet, shoe, locker.

a buddy of yours could've found a receipt in his dads car, and threw it in your wallet to mess with you

elaborate prank your bud probably forgot about.

or.

you are john connors from the terminator...and you just dont know it yet
 
disturbingly legit

Looks like the fleet wash is long gone though.

It probably got to you stuck between bills or something. The stranger part is why that receipt even exists still.
 
Exactly. I pointed out in a reply to someone that the good quality of the ink is super odd, especially given that almost every other receipt in my wallet thats even mere months old is faded beyond blank.

And to who said It could be from somewhere else, that is completely possible, but where and when?
 
really? I have some really old receipts that look a day old. Those things last forever for me.

As for where/when. Anytime you've ever opened your wallet. Hope that narrows it down.
 
Sounds like a smuggler dropped it while taking migrants to america, they took it, and one day while working in the wallet factory they found it in their small dark qaurters. Of course they couldnt read, so they had no idea what it was, but they thought it was of some importance, perhaps a id of some sort. so they put it in one of the wallets, and waited...

waited for rescue

waited for help

2 years they waited

until now...
 
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