always check your pockets

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strode

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somehow a nice, new bic pen managed to stay in the pocket of one of my pairs of jeans for the whole washer load, then fell out and exploded in the dryer, so not only do i have black stains on half my clothes (almost all my socks, a couple nice shirts, and my nomics and NSC shirts to name a few), they all got dried in through a whole dryer load too. weak

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
damn taht happened to me too it really sucked. Then my nieghbor came over and said that one of the pairs of shorts in the wash were his even though they were clearly mine cause they had teh stains all ove rthem

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
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hey estaked wheres your fucken msp segment. go get better or shut the fuck up. rockymountainmilita
 
and i soaked a 1/2 oz. of weed i forgot was in my pockets once, i was not too happy, but now always check my pockets before washing.

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Power in Numbers

 
yeah I always stick nugs in my pocket to save for later, and then end up in the wash. it sucks. haven't had the pen incident yet (knock on wood) but I sent my fat sharpie through the was today and now it's all waterlogged or whatever and doesn't work.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
did it screw up your clothes at all?

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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i don't own that many clothes. it got on pretty much all my socks, most of my tshirts, and a pair of khaki cargos i just bought. and i washed the whole load two times in hot water afterward and it didn't do shit

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i can only (rather unhelpfully) suggest that they are fucked.

Have you thought about insurance? they might cover a bit????

 
It's fun when you check your pockets and find five bucks or something like that.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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Hey, 20 bucks. Thanks strode, I feel better now. I've done the pen thing many times, but it's never affected more than the pants it was in (and sometimes it makes it through the wash without leaking, you should look into those semi-cheap grip pens, they don't explode).

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
its happend to me and it was cool salomon pen and it blew up, not alot of stains on clothes but the dryer had ink every were, and my mom had just bought a new washer and dryer so i had to scrub it all out

Fuck That lets go download porn
 
yup, whites with colors. it's called living on the edge. fuck binge drinking and switch cork 1080s.

and jd you can just transfer that into my paypal account thanks

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I never sort. Sorting is tool of the establishment to bring the black man down.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i have left gum in my pockets a few times, and that is SUCH a nightmare. but usually all that i accidently leave in my pockets are like coins and some dollars.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
my brother always leaves stuff in his pockets, like two weeks ago he left his pen and wallet in there...and then my mom found 20 bucks in the wash, and it was his, he left a purple pen in the wash like a year ago and got all over everyone's clothes, that sucked

i hate putting my wallet through the wash, my season pass went through the wash and dryer once, it's all warped, when i used it the guy asked me if i sat on it

Jeff

Poniverus
 
Never leave a picture in one of your pockets.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
I once or twice left hash in my pocket,it was rather interesting what occured next.I was in school,thinking I didn't have any more hash to be used and enjoy,and i have my hands in my pocket and VOILA!Sticky hash,but still smokeable!You just gotta let it dry.

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Sick and Tired.
 
ive only done it with gum not in the plastic casing and it sucks because you get a huge wad of all the gum in your pocket

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i hate having kleenex and shit in my pockets b/c its a pain in the ass getting it off of all my clothes and shaking them out then vaccuuming that shit up and stuff... it pisses me off -- but i've never done the pen thing, and im glad

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These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
my wallet has gone through a few times with money, pictures and everything in it. also had pens and my cell phone go throguh but letting everything dry out has worked well.

its all about the 609
 
how do you fortet about a 1/2 ounce of weed? I've washed a pack of gum before. ruined the pants

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
ya my friend put his cell through the wash and it was permanently messed up, the only thing i did like that was drop my cell in a toilet and it was fine

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i was in JC penny's the other day and i was looking at some shorts, and for some reason, i put my hand in the pocket to feel what they were like i guess. anyways, there was about an inch of dirt at the bottom of the pocket, it was disgusting

teem bousquet
 
WOW... whoever said about their cell still working above, that is insane. i would never imagine it still working after going through the wash. but ^ one time i left my lip balm in my pocket, and it didnt harm anything. it must have had a really good seal or something, because i still use it, and it never lost shape or got soggy or anything!

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
I've forgot to check my pockets after a night of partying and end up taking my wallet out and thats it, it's bad because you end up having paper all over your clothes, plus you lose the numbers you got, double wammy

 
my friends mom washed his ipod, he didnt talk to her for a week. then he gogt a new one with his warranty. so ya, check your pockets...

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my mom put red lipstick in with a load of only white clothes... they all came out pink. it was horrible. and the funny part was that it wasnt just our chlothes, cause we had family friends staying at the house too... man was my mom embarassed.

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i went on a field trip to the state capital in albany with my ap environmental science class, and passing thru the metal detector i discovered a pocket knife i stuck in my pocket a few days before. security loved that.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
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