Alta

ScratchCobra66

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Anyone been there? and if you have, how is it? im going there tommrow...

m1garand deserves to die...Eric Pollard is god...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
definately sick, the only place I've ever skied where I had to go through warning gates to ski a single black diamond (no doubles there at all for marked trails). Basically its a sick mountain, with sick snow. One of if not the best places I've skied.

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Probally one of the best places I have ever skied. Devils Castle is sweet. If you dont mind hiking and they are open check out Baldy Chutes. There is a ton of in bounds natural hits as well.

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it's fuck awsome.

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'

skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'

Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'

skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'

ski-unit
 
Be careful up there....some of that shit gets intense.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
bring a zippr so you can zip up your vagina!

yah fat skis are good! or atleast something big, like 180!

I have no time for shinanagans, No TIME!
 
itsabackflip is just jealous because scratchcobra is going out west, and thanks for all the in put about Alta guys, ill check out some of the shit, im fucking stoked..

m1garand deserves to die...Eric Pollard is god...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
i as well have a pass at alta and go there at least 3 times a week, they have the best snow on earth so light and fluffy! and no snowboarders and all the peole there are rad, good vibes, the other day there was a guy who had to be at least 55 smoking a bowl on the lift.

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I'm Skiing Alta Feb. 14-20. Its my second time going there. Its fucking sick.

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yeah alta rocks. we were shooting there today, but it was too tracked out. there are tons of 15-25 footers and pleanty of 50 foot plus. If you have never been there check out our film this fall for some insanely big cliffs that are in the process of being destroyed by Harrison Brickman. the future of the big mountain scene.

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god made pot man made beer

who do you trust.
 
im going to be there from the 12th to the 16th

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
Well...everyone is going to hate me for this, so go ahead and flame away, but I found Alta to be a bit overrated. NONETHELESS, I still had a great time there and I thought that the mountain had amazing terrain. I don't know...just didn't live up to all the talk. Still, good snow and good terrain. I personally had a better time at Brighton...

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Make turns, not war

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Good things about alta:

its right next to snowbird

just kidding, Alta has some sweet terrain, probabably the best mountain to hike-- germanin, devils castle, baldy, katherines,ALFS high rustler all good

becareful,, it can get crowded reall fast on saturdays and the lifts sre old, but hey no boarders!

The backs are curved up for show only, right?-- weekend warrior

Jesus died for our sins, lets get our money's worth

lifes a garden, dig it

Snowbird rocks
 
does alta have a park? if they dont they need one. Thatd be dope- itd be the first ski specific park ever. i wouldnt have a need to go to snowbird if they got one......

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
yeah im gonna flame you and so is everyone else up dawg you are a moron alta is not overrated u just aren't a local so either you just suck at skiing or you were too tired from your trip to enjoy it. dont diss on alta its the illest ever

 
they have tons of natural hits and cliffs galore, that should count as a park and the only park alta will ever need

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
Why no snowboarding? Because those in charge at Alta are too uneducated about snowsports to know that their ban is retarded? Yup!

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i love not having any snowboarders there, its not like this whole big deal, a snowboarder would hate alta because of all the traversing one needs to do at alta, keep em at snowbird and its all gravey, and alta isnt overrated you just gotta know where to look, and yes there are 55 year old hippies at alta, although its cool to be smoked out by a hippie on the lift, they are some dirty mother fuckers up there....

 
fuck you, its so much nicer without those ass baggers!

that stick is far up your ass you haven't realized the ban is the shit!

I have no time for shinanagans, No TIME!
 
Whoa, snafu, calm down. I wasn't dissing on Alta. I stated my opinion, which was that I found it to be a bit overrated. The particular week I was there happened to have really good snow, but it got tracked out faster than the back bowls at Vail on a powder day. To be certain, I am not a local, and I'm sure if I were I'd have a hell of alot better time there. I just had better days at Brighton than Alta. Not saying one is better than the other...just relating my experience.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
Sure thing...didn't seem like you were though.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
another good thing about alta are the bongs that are hidden throughout the resort. and don't ask cause I ain't tellin.

www.offtrailproductions.com

god made pot man made beer

who do you trust.
 
How far is Alta from Deer Valley?

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Are you kidding? Deer Valley is expensive mainly groomed(very little off piste) and has n overall lack of terrain compared to little cottonwood--

DONT GO

if you want directions its about 40 to an-hour from little cottonwoo

The backs are curved up for show only, right?-- weekend warrior

Jesus died for our sins, lets get our money's worth

lifes a garden, dig it

Snowbird

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i just gfot back from Alta and it is by far the fucking sweetest place i have ever been

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
Jibthis - Youre a fucking idiot, that isnt the reason at all why they dont allow boards at alta. Although they do live in the past the main reason they dont is because soooo much of the terrain you have to traverse to get to, well actually about all of it. And you simply can not do traverses on a snowboard which is most of the reason why they arent allowed, that and alta doesnt like change.

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Offtrail i think i know what you are talking about, and its probably my bong that you know about. If not where are these other ones you speak of?

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Oh dear god, a traverse! On a snowboard? NO WAY?!!!

Way. It's actually done everyday. I ride with snowboarders that traverse through the worst Whistler Blackcomb has to offer, both in and out of bounds. None of them have ever had a problem. I can assure you that any traverse Alta has to offer can be conquered by a vast number of snowboarders. And worst comes to worst, they can walk, which is probably a better, faster option anyways.

Now that I've completely killed your traverse argument, let's get your head out of your ass and make you face the facts: Snowboarding is only banned at certain resorts, such as Alta and Taos, because of shortsighted head office people who can't comprehend it. High level staff at resorts as diverse as Mammoth, Whistler, Tremblant, Chamonix, and thousands of others have understood a couple of important things that old school, stuffy, 'skier only' resorts haven't yet: it's possible to have skiers and snowboarders share terrain, and allowing snowboarding means more profits. Simple, isn't it?

I'd rather ride with a hundred thousand snowboarders than the fogeys who run Alta and similar minded resorts anyday.

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hahahah Jib this first of all the idea of walking on an alta traverse is ludacris. People get bitched at and run over for going slow and being in the way...yet alone walking down the fucking two foot wide traverse.

And you have no idea the magnitude and how the traverses are set up at alta either cause you have never been there unlike I who ride there everyday. Im a pretty good skier and it takes alot of ppole pushes and side stepping in places just for me to get over there. I dont know how you plan to do that on a board with your feet strapped together and no poles....How about you and your snowboard friends come here after april 18th when alta closes and ill see if they can do the traverses at alta. O

Or i could just totally be wrong about this along with one of the managers of alta and a b unch of ski patrolers, oh yes you MUST know more than them andd me.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
hahahah Jib this first of all the idea of walking on an alta traverse is ludacris. People get bitched at and run over for going slow and being in the way...yet alone walking down the fucking two foot wide traverse.

And you have no idea the magnitude and how the traverses are set up at alta either cause you have never been there unlike I who ride there everyday. Im a pretty good skier and it takes alot of ppole pushes and side stepping in places just for me to get over there. I dont know how you plan to do that on a board with your feet strapped together and no poles....How about you and your snowboard friends come here after april 18th when alta closes and ill see if they can do the traverses at alta. O

Or i could just totally be wrong about this along with one of the managers of alta and a b unch of ski patrolers, oh yes you MUST know more than them andd me.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
hahahah Jib this first of all the idea of walking on an alta traverse is ludacris. People get bitched at and run over for going slow and being in the way...yet alone walking down the fucking two foot wide traverse.

And you have no idea the magnitude and how the traverses are set up at alta either cause you have never been there unlike I who ride there everyday. Im a pretty good skier and it takes alot of ppole pushes and side stepping in places just for me to get over there. I dont know how you plan to do that on a board with your feet strapped together and no poles....How about you and your snowboard friends come here after april 18th when alta closes and ill see if they can do the traverses at alta. O

Or i could just totally be wrong about this along with one of the managers of alta and a b unch of ski patrolers, oh yes you MUST know more than them andd me.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
JibThis your a fucking idiot, theres no way a snowboarder could ride at Alta, they Terrian is just too crazy, and no we need these resorts to get away from annoying pansys like you once and a while, why dont you tell the millionairs that own Alta that they are short sighted? see what they have to say...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
There you go Jib this and im sure anyone else who rides alta will agree with me. Snowboarders could ride about 20% of the mountain, i have absolutley nothing against boarders but there is just no way they could keep going on some of those traverses. Now anyone else who skis alta tell this fucker waht an idiot he is,

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
already did my friend, he has no idea what he is talking about

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
yes thank you, i was just saying that anyone else who has skied there could set him in his place even more. But good point scratch

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
Yeah jibthis I grew up skiing alta and im sorry but there is no way boarders could hang on those traverses, its just impossible with no poles or free legs availabe to push themselves. Sorry but youre wrong.

 
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