Alright who’s rockin one of these

[c-fries]

Need to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.









I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?

 

[vibecheck]

always see manlets wearing these fr

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

You know Boba Fett rocks one of these on Hoth Mountain Ski Area

 

[keagan.karstens]

it’s always the kids who jump off the sides of rail lips that wear these. Like fuck off bro use the force to take your ass outa the park w your star wars bucket

 

[Treegrabber]

The gnarliest skiiers on the mountain

 

[mountaindewgirl]

 

[Thegenericskier]

Will Wesson gave me one at windells a couple summers ago

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

I would not believe this is real if there wasn’t a photo

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[ReturnToMonkey]

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This is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill

 

[TaylorH1]

Rode a lift with some rando at targhee with one. Me mighve just been sad daft punk died

 

[c-fries]

My god the Liz Swaney photo is so on brand. Also I laughed out loud when I saw this:

 

[willyGG]

Need to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.

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I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?

All boarders and skiers should come together hard to get these bitch-thieves of the mountains

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Kids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.

 

[willyGG]

Kids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.

Prolly Drake blasting from the speaker

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

he put the chrome to his dome

 

[little_Jibbah]

Kids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.

yes

 

[Bended_Toenail]

At my mountain, there is a whole family all decked out in different colored Rurocs. It's quite terrifying to see a full squad of them pizzaing towards you

 

[c-fries]

On the real though, how much is Ruroc paying Tanner? Like it has to be a ton for him to feel okay with being on the team right??

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

He doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess

On the real though, how much is Ruroc paying Tanner? Like it has to be a ton for him to feel okay with being on the team right??

 

[mountaindewgirl]

This is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill

Oh yeah it's on her insta lol.

Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.

The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.

People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.

Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.

Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.

Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.

You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.

Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.

I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.

Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

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[c-fries]

Holy shit. And they are paying her.

 

[gusbus432]

Prolly Drake blasting from the speaker

and travis scott

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Hell yeah! Look at her go! STRONG, BOLD, HEALTHY, DRIVEN, OVARIES AS HARD AS DIAMONDS squatting in a Ruroc helmet downtown in front of a church.

Only chaos will set you free! ?

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Champion's mindset!

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Fuck you guys, Liz Swaney is a LEGEND

[video]https://youtu.be/wBnp-174uWM[/video]

 

[theabortionator]

I couldn't decide which color so I bought 3 of them. Works because i can match them with my outfit.

 

[Idahoe]

He doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess

Who ready for the Ruroc team video, its just gonna be a travelling circus episode with tanner smoking a blunt in the background and liz swaney doing deadlifts

 

[willyGG]

Oh yeah it's on her insta lol.

Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.

The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.

People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.

Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.

Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.

Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.

You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.

Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.

I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.

Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.

Wth?

 

[vibecheck]

Oh yeah it's on her insta lol.

Unpopular opinion, but I totally dig Liz.

The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.

People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.

Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.

Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.

Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.

You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.

Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.

I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.

Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.

uhuh

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Ahww shit, I'm still going!

Hate all you want yall just jelly you dont have that industrious Liz Swany Live to Kick Ass champion mindset.

Renaissance woman!

Maybe if she were wearing Tall T and dropping her voice low acting all manly instead of sunshine and rainbows, you'd all see her perfectly manicured middle fingers up in the air.

Even Harlaut can't hold a candle to her burn on the patriarchy.

I want that Swany Ruroc deadlifting edit, and I want it NOW.

Go Liz!

 

[saucelars]

Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS

 

[OregonDead]

Who ready for the Ruroc team video, its just gonna be a travelling circus episode with tanner smoking a blunt in the background and liz swaney doing deadlifts

[tag=10102]@Wormracer[/tag] I’m ready. Get that Ruroc $$$ and make it happen

 

[Thegenericskier]

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Champion's mindset!

How much you want to bet they are all participation medals

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

He doesn’t wear the face mask helmet and Andy parry and LJ Strenio are also on the team. They’re trying to change the image I guess

the helmets/goggles look alright if you don’t get the face mask one, imo

 

[elcheapo]

I'd buy one if I could find a chrome onesy

 

[iced]

the chrome ruroc stays on during sex

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

it’s always the kids who jump off the sides of rail lips that wear these. Like fuck off bro use the force to take your ass outa the park w your star wars bucket

Today I saw a middle aged dude riding one of those stand up snow trikes while wearing a chrome ruroc. He was hitting all the rail lips (fuck u man) and 2 of the 3 jump line jumps, knuckled every time. Sure was unique tho I'll give him that.

 

[mountaindewgirl]

How much you want to bet they are all participation medals

She actually wins 1st place in a bunch of marathons and races

 

[Dan-Man]

mostly just faggot jerries.

 

[Bended_Toenail]

mostly just faggot jerries.

RIP. I'm certain you'll have a nice ban!

 

[sullivano*b]

Prolly Drake blasting from the speaker

who chose for drake to be bad. anyone who doesn’t like drake isn’t listening to the right songs

 

[tri_photo]

Kids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.

*100%*

 

[OCoffey]

Kids that have these have a 99.9% chance of having a backpack with a Bluetooth speaker in it blasting shitty rap.

It’s not even rap most of the time it’s crap ncs electro music

 

[J_Christoph]

If I repped a Ruroc I would intentionally let branches and signs clap my face just to get my money’s worth

 

[Cream_Sauce]

She actually wins 1st place in a bunch of marathons and races

Yeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.

Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?

 

[c-fries]

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Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS

You’re goddamn right he does

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Yeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.

Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?

Yeah Bella Bacon is def a sick as hell chillmaster. No arguing there.

I just wanted to say something in defense of Liz Swaney, cuz I posted her picture, but I really do like her stuff. The more ya look, the more ya see it.

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Yeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.

Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?

And why even try to pit the two against each other? They're really different types of athletes. Like comparing apples and oranges

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Yeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.

Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?

Bella Bacon and Liz Swaney are completely different athletes. They can't be lumped into a generic "women's skiing" category.

Bella is a steeze queen, greasing rails in the driver's seat and straight thug turning down.

Liz is a hungry for life expression of joyful can-do attitude, and a hell of a well-rounded athlete.

Both are dope.

They express very different things in their skiing.

 

[Mingg]

Yeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.

Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?

Being a good skier doesn’t automatically make you marketable. Also, sponsorship isn’t a prize for attaining a specific skill level. It’s a business partnership. So that’s why someone like Bella wouldn’t be chosen over Liz Swaney who has a much larger audience and slapping that Olympian title on things is valuable even if people don’t know the name/background of the athlete.