Alright, which one of us wrote this?

A good thing to do while doing it the first time is to have

your pants around your knees so even if you dont quite land it, you

will still be the coolest person on the mountain.

hahaha
 
Try skiing without using the "pizza" technique". As you go down more runs, you should learn to ski without using the technique that keeps you moving slowly. Once you become accustomed to skiing the green trails, try putting your skis parallel to each other for parts of the slope. Parallel skiing will cause you to go faster, so be careful. The pizza will still help with your speed control and maneuverability, so remember how to do it. Now you're ready for intermediate trails. Before selecting a trail, make sure you know how to turn and stop. These skills will be very important.

I just found that hilarious...
 
complain that the jumps suck and you cant land anything

off of them because its not your fault you cant land anything right?

hahahah that was a great line
 
haha...you need a helicopter:

Things You'll Need [edit]

[*]skis

[*]kicker or table

[*]helmet

[*]helicopter

[/list]
 
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