Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

[comeatmebro]

this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.

 

[comeatmebro]

and surprisingly, they arent gay.

 

[JazzyJ]

you know it is pretty gay to have a dude rub your dick right?

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

oh it yes it does. it confirms what everyone already thought.... you're gay

 

[PilleDaKid]

And your name is crookedboner...thats wonderful

 

[honeydip]

wow. why the fuck would u ever make a thread about this. u r so gay. hahahahaha

 

[lushlaxstr]

wow. you are gay. your friends are gay.

 

[J.Bass]

probably the gayest story i have ever heard.

 

[comeatmebro]

say what you want. your just mad you would get a boner

 

[derbski]

you know how I know your gay?

 

[BLKOUT]

or maybe they're so not gay that they're comfortable with...

okay maybe they're gay.

 

[dweezileast]

you are the straightest person alive

 

[*thebusiness]

yea, so there gay

 

[R-Bertsch]

gayest thread i've ever read

 

[maclem]

sweet life man

 

[invader7]

you definatly gay

 

[garrett.]

now how does that work

 

[=FLO=]

I once saw you make a spinach dip served in a sourdough breadbowl - yes way way gay

 

[Nicholas.]

i dont even know what to say about this. thats beyond questionable.

 

[*DwC*]

wow thats no weird or anything.........

 

[hurrisun]

bwahahahhah i jsut read that and actually bursted out laughing and my dads like wtf and i dont wanna say im reading this thing about guys rubbing dicks but one of the best stories ive ever heard. one of the gayest aswell

 

[troutbum]

as the old German proverb goes, das uber gay.

 

[ryano]

you might as well bang each other up the ass

 

[sconniestyle]

that's like saying "i can floss with pubic hair" im sure you can get it to work, but if you demonstrate it, you take things to an awkward, unsettling level.

 

[396222687862]

hmm

 

[ryano]

what?

 

[soulskier]

cool story hansel

i rarely use it, but there are just sometimes when thats all there really is to say

 

[GatoGordo]

You have some gay friends.

 

[caylorswift]

14 out of 27 messages with the word gay in them, including mine. this is by far the gayest thread on NS.

 

[ryano]

you're good at math ^^

 

[chapz]

indeed

 

[Kitzrow]

might wanna check this out bro..

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

 

[CKpolicy]

this story makes me want to take a shower and never hear from you again.

 

[Click_Here]

word

 

[Jorgen.]

you... um... 'different' if you were really gay then you would have gotten a boner when your friend rubed your dick

 

[skodeo7]

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. But that sounds a little gay.

 

[kepler.]

now we know why your boner is crooked. it must mean your gay!

 

[zylstra]

wanna hang out??

 

[ryano]

are you gay^^^

 

[artfullydodged]

woah gay

 

[chickenwang]

he lets guys rub his dick?

o and i think this calls for a

"gay story hansel"

 

[zepscratch]

hahahaha... but seriously, listen to this guy

 

[TheButterHashira]

you jib penises u have to be gay.

 

[KG_]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[ATLskier]

you are gay.

 

[ryano]

how many more times are we going to say

"man, you are gay" ?

 

[bp.lando]

why would you post this ahaha, your name had it in from you, but jeebus, this is even worse then everyone reminding that kid about the time he boned a girl while dancing

 

[Gavajabra2]

He should have tried sucking it instead of just rubbing it.

 

[Scolson]

yeah.........

You need to find new "buddies"

Acyually you're on NS bragging about your achievement so maybe you're into that type of thing??

 

[jea_killa]

do your parents know your gay?

 

[toominator]

wow.. drinking in the WOODS with OLDER FRIENDS who RUB your DICK, watch your ass man thats gay, gay gay, gay, GAY