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jibtastic

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Whos a frequent Alpine skier..or season pass holder?

I got a season pass. If your up there a lot, post here, and lets ride together.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
yo. We've got to set a posse up.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Why dont we set up a meet up and all go up on sat to Alpine? (because I'm going to Utah during the week...)

 
Up there 3-4 -5 times a week, depends on school. yeah reno has a big crew.

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

'Everyone knows you get -500 GNAR points for lowering the sissy bar, get your ish together bro.' Skimac on lowering the saftey bar.
 
I will be there saturday but i will be on seth pistol's, Grrrrr no rail's,i wish i had some park ski's ahhh i might get some by then. I could prob get some ar5's if i cant order Thall's so who know's, depend's on the MOM unit.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
We should meet Friday morning and maybe we can get them remounted before we ride that day. I'm so glad you're gonna ride these skis!

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^Lief, let me take this time to say I hate you with a passion. I can't imagine what Nick must want to do to you right now.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
What is a jihad, would anyone actually show up to do whatever it is? Theres always people sessioning at alpine anyhow.

 
Since VC doesnt want one i have to do it now, BUT im going to wait tell the park get's bigger so were not all bumping shoulder's.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
We need a midweek Jihad! Weekends suck my balls and I have to work. Nick you need THalls come to my work they'll take like four days to come in, otherwise get our 176 AR5s! I know you don't want to copy Leif but they're fucking sick.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer

 
Hey Taylor, how funny was it today when those guys all turned their heads at the table in the lodge and looked at my pants and were like 'that guy better be good'...i'm gonna proceed to cheese wedge down everything :)

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
IM waiting on my mom's rich boyfriend for the ski's, he wants to buy me out for xmas so well see hopefully i will know today or tomorrow, put those 176's on hold for me if the tanner's are sold out by armada.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
yes

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

'Everyone knows you get -500 GNAR points for lowering the sissy bar, get your ish together bro.' Skimac on lowering the saftey bar.
 
i have a season pass, and i live tahoe. well normally, now i'm at scool, but i'll be home for 5 weeks

~welcome to squawllywood~
 
^^^^Dude Leif that was hella funny. Those old guys were sooo jealous of your steeze.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer

 
haha...him and i were just talkin bout that...

bout how i gotta get good REAL fast if i wanna get some cool shit to wear on the moutain...cause everyone judges you...

but ya gotta look good whether you suck (me) or are good (alpine crew)

 
You know they do... I'm still straight out of Compton word. The reason i don't be throwin' nuttin' is cuz dis cat busted 8 caps up my ass cuz I was reppin' Armada on my corner and he ain't 'bout that...he like 'bout 4Frntin' in this biatch. word.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
haha...guess i better study some more then eh? where you all riding this weekend? i was thinkin bout Northstar but from what ive heard its shit so...i think i may spend some money and hit up alpine

 
be there tommorow, shredding gnar pow with beccers and kim.

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

'Everyone knows you get -500 GNAR points for lowering the sissy bar, get your ish together bro.' Skimac on lowering the saftey bar.
 
Yeah 3 days straight for SURE was taking a toll on my legs. When the hell am I ever gonna get up there though!? It's gonna snow like shit forever!

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^I'm starting to doubt your committment Leif. I'll be at Alpine Monday-Friday from now on. Meet me there.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer

 
I want some pro hoes too...oh wait, I suck too much. How bout Amateur-Sluts?!

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
nice post dave, so insightful

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

'Everyone knows you get -500 GNAR points for lowering the sissy bar, get your ish together bro.' Skimac on lowering the saftey bar.
 
hahahha funny shit guys, how about you are each other's pro- hoe's and other guys are just your groupies who cant get any, but are happy just to be your friend because your so cool. there that settles it. lol

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
and everyone one of you is my personal slut to pimp out to who I please. say sump'n now.

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

'Everyone knows you get -500 GNAR points for lowering the sissy bar, get your ish together bro.' Skimac on lowering the saftey bar.
 
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