alpentalik is my hero

welcome to the house of love... STRAIGHT LOVE.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
I generally don't like people who talk a lot of smack but Alpentalik kicks ass. He's very original and funny as hell and he never says stupid unoriginal shit like 'you are gay' etc. Keep it up man!

'Marge, I've thought of an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats.'
 
apparently

and yes, isn't he all of our heroes?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
and thus, a new page of the newschoolers bible is created.....

RES

Keeping It Real on the East Coast
 
is this ok?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
i enjoy him

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
this definitley IS NOT! okay. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN YOU HOMEWRECKERS!

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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
 
remeber the erichs penis fan club, i had a postition of power in that club, i controled all the exports

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
alpintalik eventhough i dont know you i give you mad love your like the godfather on this webpage you have the most post ever by a humanbeing !!!

 
i odnt have that many pispts....but i guess hi have al ot

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
ya

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
yeah alpentalik is the man

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
the man with a plan and a dick in his can.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

Hi, my name is Thergood I'm here because i have an addiction, I am addicted to marajuana.

..WHAT!! WEED! YOU HERE CUZ OF WEED??!?!

.Marajuana isnt a drug. I used to suck dick for coke,

..i seen him!

.You ever suck some dick for marajuana?

 
jk yea erich is alowed to talk shit to everyone but me.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

Hi, my name is Thergood I'm here because i have an addiction, I am addicted to marajuana.

..WHAT!! WEED! YOU HERE CUZ OF WEED??!?!

.Marajuana isnt a drug. I used to suck dick for coke,

..i seen him!

.You ever suck some dick for marajuana?

 
if erich was gay he could sleep with any man on this site.

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
except for me........cause we wouldn't SLEEP, if ya know what i mean

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
his randomness is astounding and humbling. his ego is also large and big but that's what makes him funny. he's not afraid to talk shit but in a funny, not annoying way. as long as it doesn't involve his 'swollen member' i'll join the fan club

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
yeah

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
i still haven't figured out if this is a gay thing...

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
alpentalik is very funny but saying that he has a huge ego is a massive understatment. it is so massive that when ever he in MY house he tries to give me shit. but the fact remains, he is a whinning migit who whines in intresting and humorous ways.

t...hug life

 
alpentalik is very funny but saying that he has a huge ego is a massive understatment. it is so massive that when ever he in MY house he tries to give me shit. but the fact remains, he is a whinning migit who whines in intresting and humorous ways.

t...hug life

 
hey man dont hate on midgets, short people kick ass

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
no they head-but it

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
ego eh? would someone with an ego admit to eating shit doing a 3 safety today? no! i am humble!

by the way, sorry for the drunk posting.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
yeah they don't have to reach down that far and they're skis are super short for easy rotation

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
Fuck this... I love Erich more then all you combined!

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
fags

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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
 
no i am just joking erich is a pimp

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american
 
ifm so drnkig its enot eveon funny ahhahahahahahahahah

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
Erich is one of the 6 or 7 gods on this site!

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Andrew

Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*

 
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