Alpentalik is a Bitch

erich is like air jordan, sort of...but aric at the same time.

''Give one dude a BJ, shame on you. Give two dudes a BJ, shame on me.''
 
Alpentalik brought me the phrase 'showing the full T bar' (when talking about girls with their thong exposed)

Thankyou very much.

 
puppetfuck is a valid term

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
the name puppet fuck offends me, there is nothing wrong with fucking puppets, its makes a quite soothing experience acutally

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
put it in the little hole for your hand

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
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