Almost killed by raging, longboard hating, redneck

eheath

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Ok, so start out the afternoon. Out of school, fuck yes. Me and 5 of my friends decide its time to go longboarding because its fucking beautiful outside. So we get our shit together, and head up to this semi-rich neighborhood that has sick ass hills that are smooth and long.

So we get up, and start to head down this first of 3 different hills that are all connected(super sick long run need someone driving tho) and one of my friends follows in his car. So we hit the first hill, and there is a mad head wind and we can barly go down the hill at this point. So we skip the next hill and head to the final...

Now this next hill we have deemed "suicide" because its a steep hill that hits a blind corner, so if a car comes flying around, you're fucked. So we start down this hill, with friend following, and its super slow. Usualy if you point it you get to 30-35mph and we were prob going 10-15mph, which sucked.

Now is the interesting part....

Thinking its our friend following in his car we hear this truckish sounding car accel up , goes threw 3 of us and up to me and my other friend, blaring his horn. And bam, fucking 30 year old red neck!!!! Shitty dogde truck, blaring its horn and about 5 ft away from my face, so of course yell "fuck you" and give him the finger. He then proceeds to open his window as we go down the hill and say "DONT LONGBOARD HERE, FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING HILL YOU DUMBASS" and swirves twards me. I know yell "YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL US" as my other friends proceed to yell "fuck you" and other profanities to him.

So now we are all behind him, and he decided to slam on his breaks. Of course we all have to bail and if we were going as fast as we usualy do on that hill, we woulda fucking eat hard shit. So i proceed to jump off of my board and run into the back of his truck...

Now hes stop, head out the window yelling some shit and we are just yell "fuck off you piece of shit" and i say "you're gonna fucking kill one of us!" and he says "yeah you will fucking die you fucking idiot" and i proceed that with a middle finger and a fuck you.

He then starts to drive off and we yell "you're a pile of shit, FUCK OFF!" waving the middle finger high. He then reverses as we walk off and says "come back you pussies!" and we turn around and say fuck you again and he drives away.

All in all, i hate fucking rednecks. Especialy this one. We are looking forward to finding his car in that neighorbor hood and fucking it up. Lookin back we wished he woulda got out so we coulda fucking beat his ass, 5 vs 1 (us 5 with longboards) woulda fucking killed him.

Well thats it, FUCK YOU REDNECK FUCKER!

 
Ya man, you gotta know when you're rolling with a bunch of people. Especially when dirtbags come up and think they're tough. A dirt bag loves a fight, and when you got 4 bros you can definatly kick ass. Walking away half ass calmly though is classy too though, so props for that.
 
yuh unless he pulled out a sawed off, then u guys woulda been fucked. but yea u should got his liscense plate and fucked that man up
 
we wer chillen the other night and one of my homies decides to hit this gnarly hill thats pitch bleck so me and another friend decide to spot but befroe we re ready we here him coming and look to our right in the intersection and there;s this bmw goin like 50 and i am watchin this whole thing unwind in slow motion knowing my friend is gonna die but unable to get a word out then the car catches a slight glimpse and slams on his breaks my friend then jumps of his board literally inches away from him and he stood on the side of the street motionless w/out a word for like 15 min then we all decided JAH provide for i and i
 
that sucks dude

but I think I'm taking the rednecks side on this one. I longboard and drive a lot, and while longboardings awesome, getting freaked out while your driving because some dumbass kid is directly in front of your car unexpectedly and thus putting you at risk of killing him and spending the rest of your life in jail....thats lame.

I wouldve had better insults though.
 
that happened to me a while ago, except it was an SUV full of highschool football player jock types.
 
Oh yeah and the shit head didnt have licence plates so we could report him or anything, or we would. We decided he was drunk and/or was really pissed about something else. He still deserves to burn in hell.
 
hey, asshole. i'm a redneck.

i drink old milawaukee and wear wranglers and like to fuck in pick up trucks,

MMKAY?
 
It was fucking intesnse, I will say that. I hear this horn and turn just in time to avoid a fucking grill to my back. He was seriously gunning to run us over. I had my longboard in hand ready to bash his ass but when I saw my friends walking away, I decided the mother fucker had already tried to kill me once, he probably wouldn't hesitate to try again. Fucked up shit.
 
hey at least your rednecks know what a longboard is around here they say FUCK YOU GET OUT OF THE ROAD and then ask what's wrong with your skateboard
 
damn i have many longboarding crashes to my name but no have involved rednecks. its all ways on the back of my mind though when u are boarding in traffic and some asshole wants to fuck with u.
 
where in montana? i was gonna say you should see all the rednecks in MT but i guess that's where it was.
 
there is this redneck kid at our school and he is the biggest dick ever. one time we threw a snowball at our friends car, and the hick comes up and gets in our face saying shit like, "this shit isnt funny why do you think you can fuck with other peoples cars? and our friend said he didnt care at all and he was still pissed, then he threw a snowball at his own car just to show him he doesnt car about it and he was still pissed.

then another time we had foghorns in our school assembly and we left cause he was next to us and we knew he was gonna get pissed, so as we were leaving he said "if i hear that shit im gonna kick your fucking face in" but we did it anyway, and he didnt do shit.

so yeah i hate rednecks too. what i dont understand is how they think they are so tough because every little thing pisses them off. that just shows your a pussy who cant take anything. like my little sister is more tough than most of those stupid hicks.
 
Um because it was? Big houses, like 500kper house atleast. Only places with big hills around here.
 
Just don't longboard in the streets man. It was fucked up he tried running you over and such but don't be fucking assholes. The road is meant for cars not for kids on longboards going 10 fucking mph.
 
that sucks so much! i wouldve thrown something at his truck tried to break a window or something haha then id see how mad he'd get at that point! no fkn rednecks should be living around here.. or anywhere.. their dangerous to society
 
i was rollerskiing once in the middle of no where, when a redneck in a beat to shit dodge drove by, threw his shitbox in reverse and tried to run me down. i took of my rollerski (rollerskis are basisally metal shafts with wheels on both ends, used for cross-country ski training), and smashed his taillight in. he got way pissed and only drove off because i threatened to smash in the other one. i wonder if it was the same guy?
 
if you carried around ninja stars like me you could have thrown into his tires then he would go sliding all over the place and roll his truck 7 times, due to the shittyness of his truck the roffs would probly be ripped off and he would probly fly out into the street and his truck then could have proceeded to crush him due to the probability that he wasnt wearing a seat belt, as the truck crushed his already broken body into a fine jam an oncoming cement truck could have come around the corner and slammed into the truck whereupon the truck would have burst into flames and exploded

too much? i think not
 
Wow you sound like a fucking pig. I heard almost those exact same words from a dick police officer. Where the fuck else are we going to longboard? Oh yeah, did you forget to read the part about the 30 mph headwind? Yeah otherwise we would have been going 35 mph on that hill, which is 10 mph over the speed limit on that road. I really doubt you would hop on a longboard and bomb this hill even with a headwind. Chill out buddy.
 
Hehe, it's actually right around where I live. Spirit Hills is out north of town a little ways, probably 2-3 miles off the interstate.
 
Haha, I've done stuff you would never even attempt so don't even try me with this "you're a pussy" shit. I already talked to your buddy and it's chill.
 
thats never happened to me, they usually just honk and give me a dirty look, then i smile huge and wave at them sarcastically, i hater damn haters
 
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