almost got fucked by chocolate milk

hoodratz47

hoodratz47

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oik.. i just got the shit tackled out of me by some 250 pound black guy casue some women at safe way thought i had not payed for it... needless to say it sucked mad balls

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least he dint show you why all the dudes in prison called him 'slammer'

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well.... he tackled me and shoived my face in the pavement.. and he felt like a dead body(not that i know on me.

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

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had u payd for it?

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yeah.. i had tosssed the rrecpit.. and i hear... this behind. me..... thump htim im like wtf. then sSLAM>> and im down..... and hes got my arm bent up into my neck.. i was... wtf.... and this women comes out and says iam going to be arrested for stealing milk... im likek i fuckin payed for it.. so she is like.. yeah sure.. i saw u .. i told her i had payed at the deli (at safeways u can. and she still did not belve me.. so i got carried to teh cashere.. and the lady asked her.. if i had botten it.. and she said yes.. and the lasdy was sooo serpriswe.. and i was.. yeah told u so....thna the black guy dropped me... and i free to go. and she say.. hope it was of no inconvience.. i was. no worries.. its yoru job to tackle stealers.

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
thats it! DUDE, i woulda been like, lady wtf u fucking fagot ever do this to me again and I WILL FUCING SUE UR ASS LIKE NO OTHER! go back to her and say it

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
i dont want to waist my mopney on that shit.... i was.... pisssed. but not hurt.. and i think sueing id for fag jewish biteches taht are gay

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
well u dont actually do it u just say it

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
well u dont actually do it u just say it

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
damit double post

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
shoulda sued

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i woulda been so pissed, wow i woudla blown up, i still cant believe how u handeled it

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
agian

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
yah dood, you should've got some free choc. milk or something for that. Or at least something in return for being tackled. That probably hurt like fuckin hell.

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i would have been so fucking pissed

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ummm yea, i would of atleast called the cops... i mean come on... a 250 pound black man tackles u on suspiscion of a chocolate milk theft... it costs what... $1?... if he really was 250 and u are 150 i am guessing??, and he really did tackle u onto the pavement u would be scratched or hurt or something... i would be like i am calling the cops and or sueing...

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im like six 3... i way 215. so it di not hurt bad.. and they gave me a free chocholate milk..

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
and im not suine .. casue i think sueing is the most jewish thing u can do... its soo gay.. i hate sueing...

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

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way to affend jews buddy

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
dude.. sorry.. its my grandfgater. hes allways talking like that.. he was a nazi once......

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
actually it doesnt matter who you are, and how cheap the item is, you can be taken down for shoplifting, they shoulda done it more civilized way, but even so, its still legal, just seems to me that guy needed a little die hard in his life,

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your dad was a nazi once?? wtf that doesnt give you an excuse do discriminate against the jewish population, and oh ya you should sue, what that black guy did to u is called aggravated assault

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suing is not jewish and that was prty harsh, but i respect that you weren't rippin pissed at that lady and just let it go instead of goin off on her. nice job.

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damn dude your grandfather was a natzi? fucking weak man. are you german at least? they got a kickass language.

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iam sorry waht i said.. aobut the jewish thing.. not my part to push on a old and horriable sterotype.. yeah ..

i learedn after his death taht he was a nazi..... good man though.. he did admidt tyhat the holocost and that shit was bad.. but talking really dirty....... ...

yeah.. well ge4t thiss. a family went up to timberline lodge and the father got out on his bicycle and rode down aas the family falowed behind him...... he hit a pothole and fell and died.. the family is sueing timberline beacues of his death.. casue of the parking lot was the area of departure.... but he died on the road that is mantaintd and owned by odot.... i fuckin hate suing..... its really bullshit...... selfish motherfuvkers tryign to get cash so they can go blow it.

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LEARN TO WRITE ENGLISH HOODRATZ YOU'RE FUCKING ME UP!!

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now i know why hoodratz is such a fuckin racist. and yeah dude take that extra 5 seconds to clean up your typing.

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^ if you read what he wrote and understood it, dont blame you if you didnt, he said that hes already dead.

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before i went in here i thought like choc milk had almost killed u, and i JUST drank some. then wehn i read it i though u were refering to the black guy as chocolate milk and i was like dude thats awful....but yea u handled that well

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i think you had it coming..

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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You should've bought some books at Safeway instead of chocolate milk.

Or maybe a dictionary?

Or logic....

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
i was telling the story in detal.. and fuck u to say you hated my grandpa... he was not a killer never killed any one.. he was like a docter and shit. ina nazi hospital.. and your guys are freaking out and painting a hitler mustache on my face..... damn...... i already said sorry... and now look... im deaming as a 'nazi jr.. thas not chill man... he never ever talked aobut it.. i only learned that he was a nazi after he died...... but realy who does not have a raicst family member. it does rub off a little... and noone is perfact.. sorry for beign normal people..

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
and i my comp has been fukin up lately so typeing is been a bigh bitch... but yes...... i didi not know that ns.. was 100% pc

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
dude when i first read this thread i meant you almost litterlaly had sex with cholate milk, im like what the hell?

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
hoodratz, was it the safeway in sandy? I would waltz right back down there with a neck brace on, and claim that this black dude caused serious damage to your neck. then, instead of sueing, settle for a case of choco milk...

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hoodratz, you are known to be a racist fuck on this site. on many accasions ive read posts that you wrote that had some pretty racist content in it.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
if was goign to be racis i woudl have said.. some huge jungle bunney jumped me.... damn....... really iam sorry to teh few who are pissed and glad to some who laughed at it........and it was GRANDPA>>> GRAND PA GRANDPA GRANDPA>>>>> god.. my dad. is 100% catholic like me and my mom....

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
bet hes makin it up

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yeah... but iam sorrr fo those who are offended.. i sont need andy more shit in my life to get me fucked over

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
u guys need to stop being such pussies. the black is relevant because u KNOW u'd be more scared of a huge black guy than a white guy. if he had used the n word, it woulda maybe been racist.

and as for the jewish comment...get over it.

props on handling it well hoodratz

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