Ally-Oop Nose

nkmo.

nkmo.

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I was just thinking this after seeing Jon's nose grab in the 1242 trailer. Wouldnt it be sick to see a huge ally-oop nose in the pipe.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
I wanna see someone do a alley-oop zootnick (sp??) 540

lates moe

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i think tip grab is better, we've already stolen enough grab names from snowboarding

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
tip grab sounds gay. since blunt is the tail, we could call it a spliff grab. spliff is just a fun word to say. try it....spliffff. wheres the 1432 trailor anyways??

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and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
1242 trailer is on poorpoyz.com now

lates moe

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thanks, just watched it...sick

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
once i grabbed a tip...except it was my tail tip

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see....see....tip confusion already. we're fucked

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
does this mean we have to get in position? cause now's not the time to get fucked

lates moe

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im not gettin in position. ill fight the tip to the end

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
ye but the way some ppl are tweaking it all these days those tips are getting closer to ones are where the tip shouldn't be. oh shit look, there's beefy tits getting into position, well now I guess we all are fucking cause that fat lady is singing!

lates moe

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ill be the first to say that i would so fuck beef tits.

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
and I'll be the first to throw up!

lates moe

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hahah damn! but back to the thread....SPLIFF GRAB is the way to be.

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
why dont we call it a knob grab like ur reaching for your knob?

lates moe

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or something easy to remember. like when you forget your password question...what would you like to grab? booty grab

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
booty is more of a tail thing. from now on I'm calling blunts , booty grabs

lates moe

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sounds good, ill call 'tip grabs' clit squeezes 'dude i just did the steeziest clit squeeze.' or 'i squeezed that clit for the whole spin' would be proper usages

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
nah I'll call it a knob jerk and a booty grab

lates moe

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i say i kill you all and fuckin end this bitchfest

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
try it you lil deuche bag...and it should be spliff grab, but dont argue, the ewok will get even more mad

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
with the recent trend in lipslides, and noseslides.... if someone did a lipslide-noseslide it would be a nosebluntslide on skis... there doing em on snowboards... uh oh :-)

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please it would be a knob-booty slide!

lates moe

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^ yea dude i know, just thought id throw it in here rather then making a whole thread on noseblunts

b

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we need a good nose blunt thread.....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
we need a good blunt thread, and a good blunt for the focus premiere jeff wouldn't want it any other way

lates moe

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in volume 9 mr. reedy does a oop 3 tip

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'Ah ha hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus, do u wanna bump or slump wit us, we the type of people make the club get krunk.' - Outkast, Rose Parks
 
'i hit that biiiig quarter pipe and did the coolest ao 3 stretch grab ever' sounds good

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Play it hard.
 
wow there are 16 posts from you 2 btching back and forth. you're both wastes. im with d spin, except kill yourselves and save him the trouble.

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
i am now dumber and more confused because of reading this, all it whatevr the fuck u want i guess

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Pat

Representin the CMP
 
if u dont like me and cascade running stupid ideas off our heads then just read something else would ya. we were having a good time making dumb names for grabs until someone had to come onto this topic and be a hater!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

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we should call it a dome grab, because the tip of the ski is the top, and shaped kindof like a dome, so dome grab is a good name for it

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i wasnt hatin im just easlily confused, that came out wrong

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~
 
we're good at cunfusing ppl. its one of those things we do well! almost too well

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

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yes i concur. but rossignol, go lick an asshole, youre complaining bout us being wastes when you go and COUNT how many posts we made???? Are you a fuckin fag or what? you and the other hater need to lighten up and let me and the mo rod have a good time. biatch

and im still all for spliff grab or clit squeeze. but dome grab could work. any other sexual enuendos?

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
fuckin fags all of you.... i've never heard a group of people bitch over something so pointless... there is not another sport that complains about taking names from another sport as much as you stupid cunts...

bmx skaters boarders all of them take names from each other and don't give a rats ass... it's the fucking trick that matters not the name

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

avril lavign at my ass, and so can you
 
Like we were all taught when reading kids books as kids 'if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything.'

let me and cascade have out fun. and shit now everyone wants to name it a spliff grab! damn u cascade and ur cunt squeezing tactics! I'm gonna call it a nipple twister now!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

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nose grabs are so tight, and im like 6'2 or 6'3 and it is really a stretch for me, but my buddies say it is sick when i do it.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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haha the squeezing of the clit always pulls for me. and how you know other sports dont bitch about names? you go to every big website for every sport there is. guranteed people bitch about fmx tricks and snowboard tricks. 6'2' would be a stretch, but for the spliff, its worth it

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
Only the cool sports argue about trick names. Ever ask a group of skaters about sald grinds? I skated for like five years, but I dont anymore, and still, people argue with me about trick names. Goodnight, Im going to bed.

Dont waste that shit
 
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