All yours for only $160k

JAHpow

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/480-Rainier-Dr-Pittsburgh-PA-15239/11262049_zpid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Do you like Fun & Adventure? See this One of a Kind Brick Ranch, Converted into a 2 Story. Enter the Door to a 13th Century Castle Décor Sunken Living Rm, w/ Dramatic, High, Oak Beamed Ceiling, Hardwood Floor, Brick Fireplace, a Ladder to an Elevated Library. Time Travel at Warp Speed to the 25th Century Starship. A Talking Space Alien greets you as you walk toward the Floor to Ceiling, Outer Space Wall Mural. The Dining Rm Command Center Rear Wall opens up to the Spaceship Main Bridge-Working Computer & Controls from an Apache Helicopter, Speakers & a 55 Inch Screen (TV works). Pocket Door to the Functional "Galley Kitchen." Open the Hatch Door & you find the Laundry, Large Storage Area & Workshop. Take the Spiral Staircase to Explore the 2nd Floor, which has a Den Area, a Walkway & 3 Bedrooms. There's a Tropical Island Themed Bedroom & a 1970 Hippie Crash Pad Bedroom with a Queen Water Bed. Level Back Yard w/ a Pool (under warranty) and Patio Area. Beautiful Wisteria over Pergola.

Idk whether to be frightened or intrigued. This place probably held some major drug fueled parties. Parties where you wake up and someone in an alien costume is prodding your butthole. That or it's a serial killer house.

**This thread was edited on May 21st 2020 at 1:17:09am
 
I knew that room looked familiar...

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*please note, this is in no way a political post just cause it has politicians in it*
 
14142359:patagonialuke said:
I knew that room looked familiar...

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reminds me of

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14142381:freestyler540 said:
Thats a dope house. Its also half a million dollars cheaper than anything in the West Kootenays.

It's $149 dollars/sq' you're lucky to get bare dirt around where I live for that price.
 
14142503:JAHpow said:
This seems more like an Ankilla house to me.

There’s a poster of earth from a moon landing, no way that kid would hang up a bullshit conspiracy theory on his wall.
 
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