All time favorite movie quotes.
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IrishDrink87
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a good one, but not necessarily my favorite..."gold jacket, green jacket...who gives a shit?" - adam sandler
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
freestyle_kyle
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man anything form anchorman... "you ate a whole wheel of cheese and peed in the refridgertaror. actually, im not even mad... thats amazing!" or somtging like that
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"the man punted baxter!"
"there was fire and horses and i killed a guy with a trident"
"stop talking like that, u no i dont understand spanish"
"u can doo it, bite his frickin head off"
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
"there was fire and horses and i killed a guy with a trident"
"stop talking like that, u no i dont understand spanish"
"u can doo it, bite his frickin head off"
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
IrishDrink87
Active member
como esta bitches!
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
"you peeded in the refrigerator? and..eat the whole..wheel of cheese?!? what, i not even mad thats amazing"
i think thats mostly it, but yes anchorman
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
i think thats mostly it, but yes anchorman
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
"tina you fat lard come get some dinner"
"your mom goes to college"
"thats pretty cool i guess.."
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
"your mom goes to college"
"thats pretty cool i guess.."
whats up now bitch
"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420
"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana
ACLs suck dick
IrishDrink87
Active member
"...cause i got a big pecker..." -the green mile...not exactly a funny movie, but i laughed my ass off when dude said that.
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
skier_boy26
Active member
oh man
"How could you eat at a time like this!?"
"Because I'm hungry."
"How could you eat at a time like this!?"
"Because I'm hungry."
CanOpener
Member
all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the ones who are the ball lickers. were gonna fuck your'e mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. once we get to hollywood and find those miramax fucks who are making that movie, were gonna make you them our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat teir shit which is made up of our shit which we made them eat. - jay
I must find the perfect spoon.
I must find the perfect spoon.
parkskiertmr
Member
yo u guys need to post what movies ur quotes r from. my personal favorite is that like 5 minute monologue by edward norton in 25th hr where he just rants on about people and races he hates.
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
parkskiertmr
Member
here it is. monty=edward nortons character
Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
(He takes a breath and tries to rub away the words.)
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
(He takes a breath and tries to rub away the words.)
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
parkskiertmr
Member
^thats my favorite movie quote ever.
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
wazzucrewskier
Active member
"shut the fuck up donnie"
"my seatbelt is broken, what do you reccomend i do?" other guy "i recommend you stop being such a faggot"
those are a couple that i remember
'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.
"my seatbelt is broken, what do you reccomend i do?" other guy "i recommend you stop being such a faggot"
those are a couple that i remember
'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.
Sophia_Schwartz
Member
"it works 60% of the time every time"
Capt.Flannel
Active member
'YOU DICK!"
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
parkskiertmr
Member
ok new rule. no more anchorman quotes. we know them all and they wernt all that funny the first time
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
reezyfbaby
Active member
yo man... you got any spare change man???
sorry brotha im fresh out.
man... i got these cheeseburgers man!!!
nigga, i dont want yo cheeseburgers!
man, i SUCK yo diiiiiick man!
that disgusting!
-crack head and ashtray from dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
sorry brotha im fresh out.
man... i got these cheeseburgers man!!!
nigga, i dont want yo cheeseburgers!
man, i SUCK yo diiiiiick man!
that disgusting!
-crack head and ashtray from dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
-CCR-
"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."
--sean connery
hucker22
Active member
"say hello to my little friend"
"fuck the fucking diaz brothers"-scarface
"these snozzberries taste like snozzberries"-supertroopers
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
"fuck the fucking diaz brothers"-scarface
"these snozzberries taste like snozzberries"-supertroopers
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
ghettoprep
Active member
shut the FUCK UP next question - girl next door
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freestyle_kyle
Active member
wtf are u gay?
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g-punit*steezer
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Pulp Fiction
"Whose chopper is that?"
"Zed's"
"Whose Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"
Reservoir Dogs
"This girl was good but nothing special"
"Whats special, taking you out back and sucking your dick?"
"I'd go over 7% for that"
(after the cat gets shot in boondock saints)
"Is it dead?"
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Its a deal, its a steal. Its sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it."
Scarface
"Say goodnight to the bad guy."
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
"I'm going to find the shark that ate my friend and kill it. Possibly with dynamite."
The Big Lebowski
"Nobody Fucks with the Jesus"
Anchorman
"Milk was a bad choice"
Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail
"That rabbits dynamite!"
A Fish Called Wanda
"I love your ass when you walk away from me. Nobody look at him, hes all mine!"
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
"Whose chopper is that?"
"Zed's"
"Whose Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"
Reservoir Dogs
"This girl was good but nothing special"
"Whats special, taking you out back and sucking your dick?"
"I'd go over 7% for that"
(after the cat gets shot in boondock saints)
"Is it dead?"
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Its a deal, its a steal. Its sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it."
Scarface
"Say goodnight to the bad guy."
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
"I'm going to find the shark that ate my friend and kill it. Possibly with dynamite."
The Big Lebowski
"Nobody Fucks with the Jesus"
Anchorman
"Milk was a bad choice"
Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail
"That rabbits dynamite!"
A Fish Called Wanda
"I love your ass when you walk away from me. Nobody look at him, hes all mine!"
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
boarder_15
Member
"I have killed, I have helped kill, I have killed part of myself, I must seek Budda, I must seek Christ."
no brains no headache
no brains no headache
scientist
Active member
on the notebook, i love the hired 10 year old nigro in the bowls hat just river dancing. its so fuckin hilarious.
or on the new guy.."hey buddy, you know what the homeless need...a midget. why would the homeless need a midget? SHUT UP
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Fomerly known as *huckster*
or on the new guy.."hey buddy, you know what the homeless need...a midget. why would the homeless need a midget? SHUT UP
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Fomerly known as *huckster*
rippinbumpskier
Active member
the begining of full metal jacket everything that guy says is funny
"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"
johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment
johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty
zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through
belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"
johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment
johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty
zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through
belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
kingsheldon32
New member
"Your balls are showing"- Ace Ventura Pet dictective 2: When Nature Calls
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makin a skiin one soon =p
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makin a skiin one soon =p
redheadskier_chick1242
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"girls only want boyfriends who have skills...you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.."
-napoleon
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-old school
awesome quotes.
*courtney
-girls of NS represent-
-napoleon
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-old school
awesome quotes.
*courtney
-girls of NS represent-
g-punit*steezer
Active member
im so sick of napoleon dynamite quotes
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
SteezePatrol
Active member
at the time this is all I can remember...
adam sandler is about to start at the line in waterboy, and the guy on the other side is like, i aint your momma
wow, that was lame
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
adam sandler is about to start at the line in waterboy, and the guy on the other side is like, i aint your momma
wow, that was lame
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
SteveStepp
Active member
"Whats her name again?" Oh here it is... Samsonite"
Yea. I said it.
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Steve Stepp
"No matter how much Tennis you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
Yea. I said it.
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Steve Stepp
"No matter how much Tennis you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
"Marty if you'd stop yappin your trap I could tell you that the Quilts are $200 a piece...This is hand made quality shit we're talkin!...Ok I'll have them ready by 2, nice doin business with ya buddy...Wonderful news everyone, Arts and crafts has just extended by 4 hours today!...(but my fingers hurt) Whats that? (My fingers hurt) Oh your fingers hurt? well now your backs going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty... Why do you have to do that to me, why do you have to make me act like thaa.... Mr Gilmore! That's a fantastic trophy you have there, toitys just down to the left dear!"
parkskiertmr
Member
"what did i studder or something? a minute ago it sounded like a pool hall up in this motherfucka now its as quiet as a church" -pool hall junkies
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?
whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he rich like me?