All NSer's what would you do if...?

Lé.Skiing

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what would you do if you lost the most valued body part and there was no replacing it... state what body part you lose and what you would do.. if i lost my weiner i go on as killing spree and then do a sucicide by cop.

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my rectum, then i wouldnt be able to get fucked anymore

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my left pinky, like shannon schadd, then i could get workers comp and be a pro skier!

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'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
 
and when someone asks me who im sponsored by, ill be like, 'the US govt bitch, now stfu or im gonna free you'

Originally posted by EasySteezy

'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
 
my fingernails because it would be a pain to itch my balls without them.

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you would explode or starve to death if you lost your asshole too.

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my mouth. it's just so damn powerful

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^from chomping on so much penis and guzzling so much white dna

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if i lost my head, i'd probably die. that or rob a convenience store. either/or.

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LMFO^^... they wouldent be able to identify you... or maby they would

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a body part. my epidermis. that would suck pretty bad to loes. if i didn't die or suffer however, i would go around scring the shit out of people. alright!

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actually, like other than having sex and pissing and stuff, i think your penis would be the easiest thing to live without. Cause i mean like, in every day life, its not like your using it constantly like your hands or legs, but i would definatly kill my self if i lost my dick

 
yeah thats like every mans fear, losing his cock or testicles, it would be so devastating, youd be missing part of your soul, i think you would still have the feeling from all the chemical stuff goin on in ur body but you wouldnt be able to release that pleasurable feeling

on another note, if i lost it id probably become a raging alcoholic

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my mouth, without your mouth, they would be no drinking or smoking, or oral. i would start doing coke

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my thumb and pointer finger and i would be able to write, and it would make it hard to type and go on ns.

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my wiener, adn i would get a dildo and replaced it.... ... ... !

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i would be awful sad if i lost my ear. i couldnt 'ear' get it 'ear'

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a boob, and then I'd just get an implant sort of deal or wear a special bra... it wouldn't hold me back from skiing that's fo sho

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