Ali G's science lesson of the day

Ali G is a smart man. I swear. My favorite line was this one:

"Americans have been known for inventing some of the best things in the word: McDonalds, Gangstaa Rap, Spaghetti, and swimming".

There is so many more, I could go on forwver.
 
The funniest song ever...

Here is a link for everyone who want's to see it...

http://inhonor.net/videos/uped/fl_video.php?f_num=92500

Lyrics - In my country there is problem

Verse

In my country there is problem,

And that problem is transport.

It take very very long,

Because Kazakhstan is big.

Chorus 1

Throw transport down the well (repeat line)

So my country can be free (repeat line)

We must make travel easy (repeat line)

Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 2

In my country there is problem

And that problem is the Jew

They take everybody money

And they never give it back

Chorus 2

Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)

So my country can be free (repeat line)

You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)

Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 3

If you see the Jew coming

You must be carefull of his teeth

You must grab him by his money

And I tell you what to do
 
the best part of that is the people in the crowd at the bar that are all pumped up. that whole sketch is great, i love when he is in nashville meeting that old country dude, and he wants to know how to write a country song about his sister, who was voted "best sex in mouth, number 2 in all country" if you see the episodes on dvd season 2, look for borat goes hunting. best thing he has ever done.
 
Owner- Do you have any jews in your country?

Borat - The one with big nose who like money?

I couldn't believe what the owner of the ranch was saying about the jews.
 
or the part where the owner is talking about how hitler had some good ideas and how he wishes they could hunt jews. but the funnies part is his mule deer dance in his underpants.
 
i just cant understand how harvard allowed that to happen? the amount of money that was spent on each of those graduates, and the amount of distinguished alumni from there, and ali g is the commencement speaker. that is fucking classic.
 
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