Absinthe is the stuff in Euro Trip that makes you see the green fairy. I hear its RIDICULOUS and basically is like being really drunk and then smoking. Same thing because it has an herbal drug in there almost like THC
you can order it online... you just need a credit card. I actually found a place that I don't think checks for id and accepts money orders, but I could be way wrong.
wat i meant to say is that using simple instruments you can distill your own alchol 80-90% pretty damn cheaply, then mix it with anything you want. ex. kool-aid. then you have your own drink that is 5$ a liter that will get you drunk as hell.