Alcohol/Weed

If you haven't skied on bath salts, you haven't skied. I go so damn hard, just watch out for the face-eating urges. Try not to be around the asshole lifty when they kick in
 
everyone knows that getting shit faced really increases reaction time and coordination. of course drinking will make you immediately the best skier on the mountain. DUH.
 
If you ski drunk you're a loser.

If you ski stoned, you're normal.

Nobody that is a good skier consistently drinks and shreds, there is no point in it at all. Drink after skiing.

Most Everybody that is a good skier consistently smokes weed and ski's, many pros have been doing it for 20 years. None of those pro's have been drinking and skiing for 20 years.

 
obviously you have never experienced drunk skiing. its fucking awesome.

now, if you actually wanna do shit and get better its horrible, but trust me. its a damn good time
 


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This is whats up right here weeeeed makes you so fucking good, at least in my case, and im sure many others
 
skiing is pretty cool. skiing baked is also cool. bathsalt joke. (there weren't enough)
 
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